Christmas Tree'd

1. (adj) When a service or utility is repaired or patched together haphazardly rather than correctly in an effort to save time or money; often resulting in frequent accidents, failures, or outages. The resulting jumbled mess of wires often resembles the lights and cords on a Christmas tree.

2. (adj) A sub-par, often dangerous and shoddy wiring job consisting of a jumbled mess of cables, exposed wires, and, shorts-outs; that is the result of numerous shortcuts taken by someone to save time or money.

3. (adj) Any utility or service that was repaired or engineered in a sub-par manner out of sheer laziness or ineptitude.

Synonyms: half-assed, shoddy, sub-par, piss-poor

Whomever wired this fusebox did a shoddy job, it's christmas tree'd together.

by DomPrice February 26, 2012

Christmas tree'd

Colloquial term for someone who has had a vasectomy

"I've been Christmas tree'd. My balls are only there for decoration now"

by DinkumDavo September 16, 2014

Christmas Tree'd

When one person is pranked by another by filling his or her front yard with Christmas trees. This feat can usually only be accomplished in the two weeks following Christmas, when trees are tossed out and left on the curb for pick-up. A popular and effective method is to pack many trees against the victim's front door, so that when he or she opens said door, the trees tumble into the house, blocking the way out. Christmas treeing is not limited to front yards, it can be done in houses, rooms, cubicles, cars, or any place that a tree or more will fit.

"Did you guys end up treeing that pansy Derek's house?"

"Yeah man we Christmas Tree'd him hard bro, we hit him with 27 trees"

by wath20 January 21, 2010

Christmas-Tree Dick

A penis that starts off thick at the bottom, and ends up thin the top.

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

put up christmas tree day

In the day of November 12th you are to put up your christmas tree

put up christmas tree day is a ray on november 12th to put up your christmas tree

by christmas geek November 11, 2020

Christmas tree throw down

The act of humping a fully decorated christmas tree until you pass out

Terry did a christmas tree throw down to pass the time

by TwinTurbo78 December 28, 2025

Dirty Christmas Tree

When you and your boys all bukake this one chick and the dried cum is like Christmas snow that she wears at her Christmas dinner party

Thad: Yo Chad, wanna come over we’re have a dirty Christmas tree
Chad: no way, is it going to be with Tina? I heard she got Christmas treed last year
Thad: ya bro make sure you drink lots of water, we need you cumming buckets bro

by TheChristmasElf420 November 14, 2020