Christmas Morning 

Used to mean the first day of a the woman's menstrual cycle. Can be metaphorical to the morning of December the 25th, because one awakens to view giant red packages under the tree, or bush.

Maura kicked her dog and was bitchy because it was Christmas morning.

Christmas Morning by K & K October 16, 2004

Christmas morning 

the act of dumping/ breaking up with a person while ejaculating on their face. It must be pre-planned for a quick getaway. The look on the receivers face should be akin to that of a child on Christmas morning.

surprise!

Its Christmas!

(but, instead of presents its cum and disappointment.)

I can't give my girl frined a Christmas morning
, my car is in the shop, I cant get away fast enough by taking the bus, when the shock wears off she's gonna be pissed.

Christmas morning by Aarknoid and Mr.Mulligan September 12, 2010

Christmas Morning 

That special time in a young man's life when its 7 o'clock in the morning on December 25th, and out of excitement he runs down the stairs at full speed, not expecting a sudden pain as his newly fallen balls flap against his thigh. This right of passage makes you think twice about running down the stairs next year.

Guys, i'm only 10 but this year was my Christmas Morning!

Christmas Morning by DiabloRain November 8, 2010

Christmas Morning Effect 

when someone is highly anticipating something that is to occur the next morning; but to reach that morning they first must sleep through the night, resulting in their waking several hours earlier than normal. sometimes trouble falling asleep out of excitement is associated with this effect.

often experienced by children on christmas morning, teenagers on hopeful snow days, and adult males the night before their hot date with the girl in 6c.

Facebook Status:

5:11 AM - WOOOOOO NO SCHOOL BITCHES!!!!

5:14 AM - why you up so early bro?

5:16 AM - why YOU up so early bro? it's the christmas morning effect! comin over later? mad black ops all day?

Christmas Morning Effect by jimmpage44 April 19, 2011

Alabama Christmas Morning

when a person of a “white-trash” lifestyle cums in their daughter’s face Christmas Morning as she sleeps waiting for Santa.

Roy came home from the bar at four in the morning after the Potato Festival Christmas Eve party and gave Abby-Joe an Alabama Christmas Morning.

Alabama Christmas Morning by yellowjacket34 March 26, 2008

christmas story morning

Christmas story morning- when you wake up and some semen leakage from the night prior has stuck your dick hole to your underwear. Just like when flick was triple dog dared to stick his tongue to the frozen flag pole.

My Dick hole has been bothering me all day. I need to start peeing before I go to bed so I can prevent these Christmas story mornings.

christmas story morning by Tenaciousron October 18, 2017

Christmas-Mourning 

A sometimes fatal state of god-awful sadness and defeat which occurs in the hearts of many young Homo sapiens in the few the days after Christmas morning, instigated by the realization of the fact that 364 days lie between the victim and the next Christmas break. Another cause may be the discovering that the only event to look forward to is school starting again. No cure has been found.

Mom: George, where is my other son, Harry?

George: Mom! I was just about to tell you, George has locked himself up in his room because of his extreme case of Christmas-Mourning!

Mom: Oh God. There's nothing we can do now.

Christmas-Mourning by Grahamcracker5987 December 27, 2013