Christmas Candle

When a person bends over and a small bottle of fireball is stuck in their ass and lit with a lighter or match.

Yo, Nate was so lit at the party last Saturday he let E give him a Christmas candle!

Christmas Candle by Peter_peter October 28, 2024

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Christmas Candlelight

That one little light sitting on the table that makes everyone in the vacinity incredible horny just looking at it and smelling it. Often a romantic scent

The guy went to a Christmas party and sat with his new girlfriend and cuddled with her. He had not planned on doing anything, so they sat and enjoyed eachothers company until they both looked at the cinnamon flavored Christmas Candlelight and they ended up utterly destroying each other.

Christmas Candlelight by anonymous007 March 5, 2012

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Christian Weston Chandler

High-functioning autistic and Creator of the internet comic Sonichu. Is famous for his online antics involving numerous trolls towards his views. Also known as: Chris-chan, CWC, Chris Chandler

Alex: Dude, did you read the new issue of Sonichu yet?

Mao: Not yet. Did you see how Chris reacted to the new issue of Asperchu?

Alex: Yeah, Christian Weston Chandler really knows how to get crazy.

Christian Weston Chandler by HermanoBluth May 26, 2010

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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