Christmas Butt 

When one butt cheek is red and then the other is green.

Lance...I see you are sporting your Christmas Butt this holiday.

Christmas Butt by Squeedely Teets June 17, 2020

butt nose Christmas tree 

A butt nose Christmas tree 🌴

Wow, look at that butt nose Christmas tree!

butt nose Christmas tree by AriaSa December 14, 2022

stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas 

To pass off bad news as good news. Usually it applies to when this act is incredibly obvious and poorly executed. When this is done, it is usually even more offensive than simply telling someone the bad news.

The doctor said that Joe was lucky to be paralyzed, since he'd no longer have to worry about getting into skateboarding accidents. All he did was stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas.

stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas by magusguy October 1, 2007

Christian Butt Sex 

A way for Christian girls to have sex without losing her technical virginity.

Oh my Christian Butt sex!!!!!!!!

Christian Butt Sex by Com'on Dog March 6, 2008

Christmas butthole 

Just think about it: a big red butthole filled with the holiday spirit.

Deb: Well fuck me in my Christmas butthole.

Dex: Huh?

Christmas butthole by La Petite Tête July 23, 2010

butthurt christian 

When a christian realizes there is no God.

Joe became a butthurt christian today.

butthurt christian by snowyday August 15, 2017