Christ Cock 

An expletive used to express shock, anger, dismay, etc. used similarly to "Jesus Christ" or "Holy Shit."

Best used in public situations or when conversing with religious believers.

Several synonyms may be used in the same way. For example "Holy Member of Jesus," "Christ Cunt," and the increasingly popular "Christ Phallus"

Christ Cock! I missed tonight's episode of Survivor!

Holy Phallus of Christ that woman is attractive!

Christ Cunt! I can't find my keys and I'm late to work!

Christ Cock by The One True Lord Jesus Christ February 27, 2008

Chris Cock

Chris normally has a very tiny cock often compared to a shrimp.
he often brags about his cock being giant but in reality, it's very tiny

Your dick is so small you have a Chris cock.

Chris Cock by The god himselft. ;0 October 26, 2020

Christcuck 

A ‘Christcuck’, is a man who has been cuckolded by the Christian religion and is weak in a way that causes others to suffer.

In the same way a cuckold invites other men into his wife, destroying his family, the Christcuck invites foreigners into his nation, destroying his community. The creed of Christianity declares that “there is neither Jew nor Greek”, and the Christcuck takes that to mean that borders are against the will of God. This has resulted in strong Christcuck support for importing refugees and migrants that then go on to commit horrendous amounts of crimes, causing suffering - as the Christcuck virtue signals.

The Christcuck makes a virtue out of being as pathetic as possible. They act as if their harmlessness made them morally superior, much like cuckolds argue that their lack of jealousy makes them morally superior.

Regular cuckolds go through a massive amount of cognitive dissonance on account of that other men fuck their wives. Cuckolds lie to themselves and to other people all the time – and so do Christcucks.

They also attribute the greatness of Western culture to their slave cult, and not to inherent qualities of Westerners. Their belief is proven false in two ways. Western culture was great before Christianity, as the Greeks and Romans showed. Moreover, other peoples who have become Christian didn’t become great, as shown by the failed African Christian nations.

The meek shall inherit Clown World.

A Christcuck believes "turn the other cheek" mean spreading your ass cheeks and letting yourself get fucked.

Christcuck by Herbert McGuiness McJensen May 12, 2021

christcuck 

term used by pagans (mostly fascists) to describe a christian
specifically on 4chan

That fucking christcuck worships a Jew on a stick!

christcuck by faze_shogy May 3, 2020

Chris enjoys cocks

When you call a resident and the owners chris and joy cox record the answering machine message drunk and it comes out as chris enjoys cocks.

Its chris enjoys cocks so leave your message

Chris enjoys cocks by Tafukk November 11, 2021

Chris Burke Cocktail 

A quarter of mushrooms, 6 hits of acid, and half a cup of paint thinner blended with vodka. Normally leads to the user becoming "glopped" due do the mixing compounds in the mushrooms and paint thinner.

Tim: Dude, I heard you drank a Chris Burke Cocktail last night.

Fred:

Tim: Fred?

Freds Dad: hes been glopped all night.

Chris Burke Cocktail by 6622867994 September 22, 2009

christcuck 

a slur,mostly used by atheists and neo pagans,to describe a Christian,implying Him being cuckolded by the more pacifistic tendencies within Christian faith. Tho usually associated with modern christians (current pope,liberal protestants),it is often used as an attack on Christianity as a whole. The use of the term is virtually limited to anonymous slandering on thematic imageboards

Fucking christcucks. Imagine still worshipping dead kike on a stick in {insert year]. Hail Odin

christcuck by Pinko-Basher December 11, 2021