Chris Hanson

Having sexual contact with a girl or boy under legal allowed age. Derived from Chris Hanson host of date line NBC : to catch a predator

Wow how could you chris hanson that bitch shes like 16!

by Mike Freash round June 5, 2009

Dirty Chris Hanson

Surprise buttfucking a pedophile

I performed the dirty Chris Hanson on my brothers science teacher last night

by ThottieWiddaBoddie May 18, 2020

Chris Hansen

The host on NBC Dateline.

Exposes criminals.

Stars on To Catch a Predator.

The biggest cock block of all time.

I went over to this chicks house to fuck, and Chris Hansen comes out of a door with his camera crew and asks me to take a seat!!!

by Bryan M L. October 11, 2007

Chris Hansen Effect

The effect on ne'er-do-wells caused by the presence of an apparent authority that is not law enforcement (e.g. Chris Hansen in Dateline: To Catch A Predator). The Effect usually causes the affected individual to spill their guts and make emotional pleas, or say "I'm just being stupid, I guess".

"I saw a man jerking off in his car as I was walking past, and I knocked on the window to warn him there were police hanging around. I guess I must've put the ol' Chris Hansen Effect on him, since as soon as he realized he had been caught, he began telling me about how shit his life is and how this was his first time."

by UnclePaulChipperson July 4, 2017

chris hansen

the guy on dateline who catchs all the sexual predators

Chris Hansen: Why don't you take a seat.

Take a seat. Right over there.

What are you doing here?

by Nykwil October 25, 2007

Chris Hansen

The host of "To Catch A Predator".

He's like the boogieman to pedophiles.

Their boner-kill.

Wouldn't be awesome if Chris Hansen busted a guy that played for the Nashville Predators?! EPIC!

by pelicaine September 7, 2009

Chris Hansen

A television news anchor that hosts the show "To Catch A Predator" which focuses on tricking online predators to show up at a stake out where the predator thinks there is an underage boy/girl there to have sex with but in turn it's only Chris Hansen and the police.

Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat over here and tell me what you are doing here running around naked chasing the cat with whipped cream in your hand?
Predator: Uhhhh I was just coming here to tell the little girl that it's not a good idea to talk to people on the internet
Chris Hansen: Please take this towel and cover yourself, according to the chat log you had other intentions of being here
Predator: Are you the police?
Chris Hansen: No I'm Chris Hansen from MSNBC and you are free to go if you wish
*Predator attempts to hand back the towel*
Chris Hansen: No you can keep it
Following the conversation usually ends with the predator getting tackled by the police and a jail

by Crystal K December 14, 2007