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A take-the-money-and-run online dating agency who cancel your account whenever they feel like it, refuse to answer your e-mails and never refund your money. On-line frauds.

"Dateline have just terminated my account, despite the fact I've paid for another five months of membership yet, and the snotty fuckers won't even answer my e-mails to tell me what is going on".
"Don't worry. Dateline is for Russian immigrants trying to claim citizenship by marrying someone in this country, stuck-up bitches who think only someone with the looks of a film star is good enough for them, and predatory perverts who are only out for what they can get".

dateline by Stormsworder September 25, 2007

Words you can keep

Dateline

To commit an act and attempt to cover your tracks. Also: to hide something and then deny involvement even when confronted with evidence to the contrary.

Mom: The kids never play outside.
Dad: We'll dateline the Xbox. I'll get a hammer and a trash bag.
Mom: They'll never notice.

Dateline by Dressbetter September 24, 2016

Related Words

dateline • Datelined • Dateline bait

Dateline

Origin: Slang name for bumhole 'Your Date'

Definition: The line left in your jocks by your date, otherwise known as 'Skidmarks' is your 'Dateline'

"Man, that guys jocks have a bad dateline, I'm glad I'm on this side of it!"

Dateline by F.Northy August 19, 2009

Dateline bait

a girl who is so young that if you tried to date her, you would be on the next episode of Datelines "To Catch a Predator"

i went to my girl friends house to get laid, but i got busted. turns out she was dateline bait.

Dateline bait by cragman July 22, 2010

Datelined

Getting caught in the act of seducing a minor, typically a 14 year old girl.

Dude, did you hear Peter totally got Datelined the other night?

Really?

Yeah, he's totally going to jail. I guess he had a bottle of Jack Daniels, and a box of condoms and tried banging some 13 year old girl!

Datelined by Jake Ellison January 29, 2008

Datelined

Missing and most likely murdered for profit or child custody. Possibly buried in the desert.

One of them gonna mess around and get datelined.

Datelined by DaddyShark June 6, 2021

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026