3 definitions by Nykwil

chris hansen

the guy on dateline who catchs all the sexual predators

Chris Hansen: Why don't you take a seat.

Take a seat. Right over there.

What are you doing here?

by Nykwil October 8, 2007

El BJ

What every man has sought after since the beginning of time. The strongest movement in America of course taking ocurrence during the Lyndon B. Johnson era. El BJ is the ultimate unequalable supreme blowjob. Known by scientists as apocalyptic in nature, El BJ could possibly result in the end of the world by means of a large white explosion.

Even presidents sought after El BJ, Bill Clinton even tried for it in the Office

by Nykwil June 2, 2007

tatted up

adj. covered in tattoos
n. a song by Da Alliance thats actually called "Tattoo" but nobody will correct tatted up unless that persons a dick

adj.
1: That bitch's lower back tat looks like a bullseye.
2: Shes got em all down her arms too. She tatted up.
n.
"Tatted Up" is straight dope shit nigga

by Nykwil September 12, 2007