Chris normally has a very tiny cock often compared to a shrimp.
he often brags about his cock being giant but in reality, it's very tiny
he often brags about his cock being giant but in reality, it's very tiny
by The god himselft. ;0 October 26, 2020
Get the Chris Cock mug.An expletive used to express shock, anger, dismay, etc. used similarly to "Jesus Christ" or "Holy Shit."
Best used in public situations or when conversing with religious believers.
Several synonyms may be used in the same way. For example "Holy Member of Jesus," "Christ Cunt," and the increasingly popular "Christ Phallus"
Best used in public situations or when conversing with religious believers.
Several synonyms may be used in the same way. For example "Holy Member of Jesus," "Christ Cunt," and the increasingly popular "Christ Phallus"
Christ Cock! I missed tonight's episode of Survivor!
Holy Phallus of Christ that woman is attractive!
Christ Cunt! I can't find my keys and I'm late to work!
Holy Phallus of Christ that woman is attractive!
Christ Cunt! I can't find my keys and I'm late to work!
by The One True Lord Jesus Christ February 27, 2008
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When you call a resident and the owners chris and joy cox record the answering machine message drunk and it comes out as chris enjoys cocks.
by Tafukk November 11, 2021
Get the Chris enjoys cocks mug.A quarter of mushrooms, 6 hits of acid, and half a cup of paint thinner blended with vodka. Normally leads to the user becoming "glopped" due do the mixing compounds in the mushrooms and paint thinner.
Tim: Dude, I heard you drank a Chris Burke Cocktail last night.
Fred:
Tim: Fred?
Freds Dad: hes been glopped all night.
Fred:
Tim: Fred?
Freds Dad: hes been glopped all night.
by 6622867994 September 22, 2009
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by whamola99 August 16, 2021
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