Chris Cain

Bassist for American indie rock band We Are Scientists (WAS). Chris, and the lead singer & guitarist Keith Murray are not only known for their AMAZING music but also their hilarious sense of humor.

George: Hey, ever listen to this band We Are Scientists?

Kate: Hell yes. and Chris Cain is fucking hilarious.

Chris Cain by BeccaRsq January 25, 2009

chrislaine 

Chrislaine is a sexy, smart independent women.
All boys follow her around because of her body.

SHE HAS A BIG BOOTY OR BOOBS

she will make you feel loved and appreciated

She will never cheat on you, loyal asf

DAMNNN CHRISLAINE IS FINE ASF

chrislaine by HDHSOSHEBDJ January 28, 2017

christain 

A wrong way to spell christian.

you spelled christian wrong.

christain by Keith April 7, 2004

Christain 

Gorgeous. Hard to read. The typical "bad boy." Says he likes you then the next day doesn't even look at you. Next day he stares at you constantly and you're thinking to yourself WHAT DO YOU WANT because You don't know what else to do when he stares. Makes you blush. Don't get lost into his intense hazel eyes. Then you won't know what to do after that.

"Why is Christain staring at me?"
Friend: "idk"

Christain by Jedi master November 11, 2013

christain 

An adorable little blonde haired teddy bear. It is not uncommon for this seemingly innocent teddy bear to lash out with violent intensity, or sexual rage.

Christain Cizek is a teddy bear.

christain by Man of Men November 13, 2009

Christain 

Most MAMAZING guy ever. the sweetest. all mine. cute funny. can be a jerk and is bi polar. but he only guy for me. the best in bed. is wrapped around my finger cuz he wants to be. The guy im engaged to, the one i will share my life with. smart and is not innocent. Loves his fiance very very VERY much. sexy body, sexxy all around. But other girls who flirt with him will be dead in a heartbeat. is my cuddle bear!

Omg! Christain is the best boyfriend!

Christain by heller_bee October 21, 2010

metrolina christain academy 

retarted school, all the teachers are gay bois.

that school across from the coffee shool looks like a metrolina christain academy

metrolina christain academy by kidskoolaid October 23, 2018