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noun: cizek
A piece of useless information, often posted in multiple locations of social media.

Verb: cizek
to post a useless piece of information, typically in multiple locations of social media.
Noun:
ex: This cizek is filling up my news feed.

Verb:
ex: "Hey Blake, can you stop cizeking? I haven't seen anything relevant on my news feed in a long time.
Cizek by Sam's Club November 15, 2013
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Čížek 

Chlupatá část prdelní díry
Máš chlupatej čížek. Petr si všiml že můj čížek je ochlupen.
Čížek by Maminka July 12, 2023
Related Words
Cizek • Čížek • cicek • cizers • cibek • Cilek • cimek • Cinekal • Cipek • Cisek
A polish word meaning "wait" and the last name of some totally awesome people. Pronounced "check- eye".
"Czekaj for your ice cream, you impatient cretin!" or "Czekaj is so awesome, I love her."
Czekaj by twnklshy October 14, 2008

Czekelius 

A bitch. Like the kind that you want to smack- A LOT.
God, she's such a fucking czekelius! She just makes me want to smack-a-bitch!!
Czekelius by Slutmuffin1 October 17, 2010

Civekalexa 

A fake b who’s pretty chill but she’s a Gemini🙄
Person 1: Dude do you know Civekalexa on TikTok?
Person 2: Yeah, she’s so two faced!
Civekalexa by ANERHE April 18, 2021
To be stupid under the influence
used in most of massachusetts.
You were so Cisek last night.
Cisek by Csaba gonzalez January 9, 2009
A word used by a group of extremely handsome and pretty peoples . They have such a great friendship bonds and go through happiness and sadness together. They also make stupid and funny things together but remainds cool. They dont give a piece of shit to their haters cause they know that they are at the TOP
“Do you think its funny cause it was damn cimek..”
“I agree with that plan cause why not, Its super cimek plan!”
cimek by Okeye May 8, 2018
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