Chrimi

When dumb fucks have trouble saying christmas

OMG its nearly CHRIMI

by Paul Ballis May 21, 2019

chrising

chrising is when you tell pointless lies that are un-needed

and there only purpose is to make the "chrisser" seem interesting or cool.

person 1:"i haven't smoked weed in months"

person 2:"your totally chrising, I can tell by your pinokio nose"

by jamiecook December 7, 2012

nacho taco chimichanga

spanish for "we should celebrate our differences"

nacho taco chimichanga i always say!

by weirdo April 18, 2005

Chimichanga

A deep-fried burrito sent from God to please humanity. Deadpool's favorite food.

Deadpool: "I can say 'Chimichanga' in seven languages."

by kai17 September 5, 2013

Chrisi

A beautiful, sexy Queen!!! When you meet a Chrisi, you should know you met a strong,independent, IRRESISTIBLE hot momma that you wish you could get with. She’s the best in bed and has the biggest heart. If she could, she’d by a homeless bum a mansion. You will NEVER had a dull moment with Chrisi. She lights up every second of everyday with love and laughter. If you have a girl like her, HANG ON TIGHT!

“Damn! NO ONE is better then Chrisi.”

“I know right?! I wanna make her mine.”

by iamprobablyright September 29, 2018

Chimichanga fuck

When a male proceeds to stick a chimichanga up another anus (male/female) then eats it.

Me and Jimmy tried to chimichanga fuck, it worked so well

by Poonjiggler November 20, 2019

Chrimbus

A holiday ,usually celebrated in December, where you must keep your "Chrimbus Bush" trimmed and wet in order for the "Winter Man" to come out of his Winter Cave to put presents in your Chrimbus Bush. If your bush isn't trimmed and wet the winter man will not give you presents.

Now on DVD!

Happy Chrimbus Everybody!

by MachetePhil December 14, 2010