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Choxie is designer candy that you buy at Target. It has colorful packaging and only fruity people eat it. It is advertised as chocolate with moxie and tastes horrible.
Eww did you see that girl eating Choxie?
Yeah man, thats some nasty shit right therrr.
Choxie by Julia B. December 4, 2005
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"there's chocolate. and then there's choxie." Contains partially-hydrogenated vegetable oil, fake vanilla flavor, and a nasty after taste. Definately not "intended for the most sophisticated of chocolate palates."
If you like a sugary grease slick in the back of your throat, you'll like Choxie.

If you like chocolate, try something else.
Choxie by lkMD August 19, 2006
Choxic is a word referring to the non-toxicness of someone. A choxic person is strongly against... hEr, therefore making them one of the best people on the planet.
If you aren’t choxic, I am not going to be your friend.
Choxic by Peaz ‘n’Cheezy May 24, 2020
To be forced to take a lap around a parking lot, due to stupidity and conversations. Used during marching band activities. First used in the year 1994, Named after Kelly Choi a Band field major. Normally one to two laps around a parking lot approximately a total of 300 to 400 yards in length.
David Ing got choied, because he would not stop talking while the instructor was talking.
Choied by Garnet Valley October 12, 2011

F-Choied 

Jumping the gun on a situation and being totally embarassed. Usually the end result is much worse than leaving it alone.

Synonym: fireboy-ed
That man expressed himself to the girl too quickly, he F-Choied
F-Choied by Smiley Brat January 12, 2010

Chodie Shearer 

When your Chode gets hard for your 8th grade science teacher
I just got a Chodie Shearer when I saw my sexy 8th grade science teacher