Burning shoes chogie is the unwanted chinese son of God who now resides as the managing director of the infinitely huge "DAS:shop". He also has a pair of burning shoes which he uses to travel at great speeds
Don't do that or the burning shoes chogie will get you
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."