Chowden

Chowden is a universal word that can mean whatever you like

Example 1:

"Hey Bevan, did you see that new movie last night"

"Yeah, it was heaps chowden"

Example 2:

Hey Helen, can you pass me the chowden?

Chowden by Bevan Rodgers May 16, 2025

Chowden

A man who embodies the traits of a chode in appearance.

The term can also describe someone whose real defining qualities differ from their projected self-image or from the impression they give on brief interaction. These traits only become clear over time and may be positive, negative, or simply unusual.

Man if I eat too much people might call me a Chowden.

Yo I thought bro didn’t fuck with me at all, didn’t know he was chill like that, he’s a real ass Chowden.
I thought that she was friendly but when I got to know her I realised she’s a typical Chowden.

Chowden by Penis Pourin December 10, 2025

Clampt Chowder 

A guy who can buss a nut through any means except vaginally even when wearing a condom cuz he's so freaked out about getting her pregnant.

Stacy thinks I got crazy stamina but it's just my clampt chowder.

It used to be a good problem but now Cherelle is starting to wonder about my clampt chowder.

Clampt Chowder by Summerbees November 3, 2011

Chowder Cow

Originally a military strategy, the Chowder Cow is a sexual act in which two sweaty obese men super-glued in the 69 position are thrown from a helicopter into a tornado while experiencing simultaneous projectile diarrhea and fellating one another. Each man's left thumb is deeply inserted into the other's anus, resulting in two powerful cone-shaped fountains of liquid feces spraying in opposite directions as the spiraling, wet mound of rippling fat and human excrement violently plummet towards earth, ending in a massive eruption of flesh, bones, organs, and various bodily fluids vaguely resembling a mixture of clam chowder and ground beef. If both men experience an Alaskan Firedragon at the exact moment they come in contact with the ground, it is known as a Chowder Dragon.

Me: "It appears as if a Chowder Cow is headed in our direction."

Friend: "Shit."

Chowder Cow by myno January 22, 2013

Clenching Chowder 

What happens after having unprotected anal intercourse with a man with a tiny penis. The ejaculate doesn't get past the Anus Hotel lobby (so to speak) and coagulates very close to the one and only exit; occasionally causing a bloated feeling or general lower GI discomfort.

After they found him half naked with his scout master in the closet, he ran to that restroom so fast you just knew he was clenching chowder.

Clenching Chowder by Finn Gerbang January 6, 2015

Chowder cock

A thick hearty cock

Dayummm Mr Marcus got dat chowder cock

Chowder cock by George whos this January 9, 2014

Chodeneck 

A term used when a person has a massive adam's apple

That man over there has a massive chodeneck.

Chodeneck by John Costello January 6, 2009