chopping wood

for a guy to masturbate, or give a guy a hand job

Last night i got lonely and had to chop some wood. She chopped my wood last night.

by makavelli sager February 10, 2005

Chopping Wood

The act of a male masturbating his morning wood.

Bill likes chopping wood better than truffle butter.

by Lesa Nelson November 25, 2015

chopping wood

The act of accidentally throwing a disc golf disc into a tree during a game of disc golf. The sound a disc golf disc makes when hitting a tree

How was your disc golf game today? Not too good, I was chopping wood all day long

by Deibert June 30, 2010

Chopping wood

A term for jacking it off in the woods. Can also be a term for mastering while small children are watching.

Hey you chopping wood back there?

by Ianisanoggod December 7, 2016

keep chopping wood

When you are trying to get through something tough in life you can’t quit or give up... you just gotta keep “CHOPPING AT THE WOOD”

- Another term for being consistent

Dale: “I’m so tired and ready to give up...”
Rowland: “You can’t give up yet! Now is not the time! Keep chopping wood ! Let’s go!”
Dale: “YOU’RE RIGHT!”

by Seth Rowland November 26, 2020

wood chopping

To smoke an irregularly mammoth marijuana cigarette in a very quick manner.

Alfonserelli Salamanderous, this is not a wood chopping contest. Pass that hooter to Fez!

by Fester Festrian July 7, 2004

choppin wood

vb: generally refers to a man who is handling his game with great success. Also refers to the extreme swooning of females. Being a man. Not washin dishes.

I know nigga was choppin wood cuz he was like a #1 stunna with them ladies, yo!!

by carpet cancer September 29, 2007