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Chop Wood 

Rally cry for Rutgers Football. Visual: side of right hand comes down hard on left wrist or forearm. Symbol: an Ax.

Coined by Coach Greg Schiano during the 2005-2006 season. First recorded in national news, New York Times, November 10, 2007 in press following Rutgers' upset of No. 3 Louisville.
"If you're ever gonna be No.1, you have to chop wood."

Football Game is a "60-minute chop"

To get your mojo back: "I got back on my chop."
Chop Wood by Colonel Henry November 11, 2006
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Chop Wood 

Rally cry for Rutgers Football. Visual: side of right hand comes down hard on left wrist or forearm. Symbol: an Ax.

Coined by Coach Greg Schiano during the 2005-2006 season. First recorded in national news, New York Times, November 10, 2006 in press following Rutgers' upset of No. 3 Louisville.
"If you're ever gonna be No.1, you have to chop wood."

Football Game is a "60-minute chop"

To get your mojo back: "I got back on my chop."
Chop Wood by Colonel Henry November 11, 2006

chop wood carry water 

Chop Wood Carry Water means to do the things you need to do to achieve your aim. Hardwork, labour, persistent all muffled together over a long period of time, will result into goals achieved. It's the name of a book tho.
Chop Wood Carry Water man. It's not going to get any easier.
chop wood carry water by Brainydaps January 13, 2023

360 Wood Chop 

1.) When, after sexual intercourse, the male jumps in the air and does a 360 spin and slaps the female's vagina with full force upon landing
2.) When a lumberjack takes his axe and jumps in the air, completing a 360 degree spin and successfully chops a log/tree
3.) When you continually spin while jacking off
I preformed a 360 wood chop on your mom last night!
360 Wood Chop by PlanX December 5, 2010

chop some wood

To chop some wood means to jack off.
I told the other guys, "Hey dudes - I gotta go chop some wood - wanna cum?"
chop some wood by USAF Cadet July 13, 2021

Wood Chop 

A popular dance move that involves one arm doing a tomahawk-like motion while the other hand acts as the wood block.

Other forms include round-house wood chop, which involves doing the wood chop in a circle, and the free standing wood chop, where just one arm does the tomahawk motion, usually to the beat of the song.
"Did you see that guy on the dance floor doing the wood chop? So hot right now."
Wood Chop by Jeanne1989 October 1, 2012

chop the morning wood 

Masturbating right after you wake up to get rid of your "woodiness". See morning wood. masturbation
After having a very good dream, Roy chop the morning wood before going to get breakfast.
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