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WoodChop 

The famous Runescape Woodcutter known as, or Riley
WoodChop status Bruh!
WoodChop by Runescapezz August 4, 2009
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Walla Walla Woodchipper 

Sexual maneuver in which the male quickly and forcefully thrusts his erect member in and out of his partner's throat, causing the partner to projectile vomit while making a rapid-fire gagging noise, the scene akin to feeding logs into a running wood chipper.
Walla Walla Woodchipper? I barely know her?
Walla Walla Woodchipper by BM HAT January 11, 2010

Hawiian Woodchipper 

Take a handfull of watermelon seeds, shove it down a girls loose ass, and when she farts and it comes out like a woodchiipper.
Hey tiki just did the Hawiian WoodChipper

Louisville Woodchipper

A sexual position in which a woman or man sucks a penis with a mouthful of sunflower seeds. Not at all pleasuresome for either party.
We got drunk and ran out of cough drops, so she gave me a Louisville Woodchipper. Never again, dude.

Woodchipper 

The laziest, unfunniest, braindead insult known to man used against pedophiles on twitter
Pedo: Little girls make me happy, I just think they're so joyful and sincere and silly and beautifulđź’•

Multiple NPCs: *Sends woodchipper jpeg or gif and nothing else*
Woodchipper by schizoposting February 13, 2023

woodchippers 

To scathingly call out a public official, esp a Judge for asshattery.
Popehat woodchippers Judge Mark Mahon, Chief Judge of Florida's Fourth Circuit Court in Jacksonville for his arrogance and censorship
woodchippers by tmmitsss July 23, 2015

Woodchip 

An incredibly lovely guy.

He makes your heart skip a beat with the slightest smile. He turns your worst day into the happiest. He is playful, but loyal. He is good-looking, but humble. He is strong, but compassionate.

He is a gentleman, a hero, a dream-come-true. And he is so easy to love.
A woodchip does not smile at you one day and ignore you another. He is loyal all the way through. No matter how you look, no matter how you feel, he will always be there to help you. Many love him, but he returns the love. He is a true friend. And he is always a true friend.
Woodchip by Guinevere7 February 26, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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