chop the morning wood

Masturbating right after you wake up to get rid of your "woodiness". See morning wood. masturbation
After having a very good dream, Roy chop the morning wood before going to get breakfast.
by Roy-Taichou July 18, 2009
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Lazy Genius

Someone with a very high IQ but does not put any effort into anything he does.
Roy has an IQ of 185 yet all he does is play videos games and does no work, he is such a lazy genius.
by Roy-Taichou July 14, 2009
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