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Chlorophyll mitochondria 

A sleeping disease where people stand up when withdrawing money infront of an ATM caused by flies that bite in 3s
The flies never come in 4s and they don't have problems mating since the third one is never interested in sex
We have been queing all day behind my former 12 the grade teacher who seems to have fallen asleep at the counter since he is suffering from chlorophyll mitochondria
Chlorophyll mitochondria by Xhosa is September 27, 2018
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choromatsu 

The third eldest brother in the anime “Mr Osomatsu” or just “Osomatsu-san
Seen as a total weeb, but c’mon he’s still lovable as hell
Also referred to as “fappymatsu” for obvious reasons
Y’know that anime about the sextuplets? The green one? Yeah, that’s Choromatsu!
choromatsu by Imcry February 19, 2018
A person who thinks he is rich and cool, but isn't at all. In fact they are the opposite.
People who are chorona can also affect near by people like a virus.
Look at Subhan over there, He is such a Chorona, You don't want to go near him.
Chorona by Metropole School February 15, 2020

Golden Chloroform 

Most notorious el rapisto of vienna. Drugged so many women with chloroform he that he unlocked the golden chloroform bottle. Legends say he still lounges around in the dark corners of Meidling waiting for innocent black haired women to cross his path.
Chris: "You heard what happened to Caro at the party yesterday??"
Thomas: "Nah bro, what happened?"
Chris: "She got the Golden Chloroform my man!"
I gots bout foteen choorens.
choorens by William Fontaine March 18, 2007

Chorophobia 

When refering to the word chorophobia,we are refering to the fear of dancing, This means ALL types of dancing.
Girl: Wanna dance?
Boy: No can do, i've got Chorophobia
Girl: Huh?