Chloe is the most amazing person that you will ever meet. She is the sweetest and nicest girl that guy could ever imagine. On the days that you are down she is the one person that will make you feel better.She is always willing to do anything. She is a risk taker, and a care taker. She has a great personality and the most beautiful smile that you have ever seen
She is the girl with the perfect smile, perfect eyes, when she blushes the stars shine brighter.She can make even the stones melt with her joy.Conider yourself lucky is she by your side.
She is the girl with the perfect smile, perfect eyes, when she blushes the stars shine brighter.She can make even the stones melt with her joy.Conider yourself lucky is she by your side.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*