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Chonder Kilos

The excessive weight put on by a girl once she gets comfortable in a relationship.
"Last I heard you were engaged, have you got married yet?"
"Fuck no, I had to do a runner after the cunt stacked on the Chonder Kilos"
Chonder Kilos by Rizwich September 24, 2012
Useless talking among a group of friends. Usually when they are fucked up (High, Drunk, Tripping, etc.). Has no relevant meaning or any purpose, it’s just chonder.
Why is peter talking about whales with lasers attached to it?

He’s just speaking chonder.
Chonder by ~Samman September 19, 2019

choongers 

choongers is another word for choong, where a person is buff,peng,sexy and just generally good looking!
OMD look over there man, that boy/girl is choongers
choongers by pinkimpulse May 18, 2007
Someone who takes a shit in other peoples house's typically to not stink up their own bathroom. Often used as a derogatory term.
-You took at shit at his house? You're a fucking chooner.

-Come finsih this set, don't be a chooner
chooner by Ckpoonslayer69 February 8, 2017
If something is is far away it can be said to be chonder. Can be used in the place of yonder. The opposite of here. Off in the distance.
I don't think that we are going to find any ducks here Daniel. They all seem to be over chonder.
chonder by Iain White July 26, 2006

choonery 

from the slang 'choon' (tune) sometimes expanded to 'choonage', developed into 'choonery'
that tune is a total masterpiece of the art of 'choonery'
choonery by nogz April 14, 2011