Choonder

A Chinese Jew

man have you seen the nose on that chink over there must be a Choonder

by lostunsunghero September 2, 2009

Chonder Kilos

The excessive weight put on by a girl once she gets comfortable in a relationship.

"Last I heard you were engaged, have you got married yet?"
"Fuck no, I had to do a runner after the cunt stacked on the Chonder Kilos"

by Rizwich September 24, 2012

Chonder

Useless talking among a group of friends. Usually when they are fucked up (High, Drunk, Tripping, etc.). Has no relevant meaning or any purpose, it’s just chonder.

Why is peter talking about whales with lasers attached to it?

He’s just speaking chonder.

by ~Samman September 19, 2019

choongers

choongers is another word for choong, where a person is buff,peng,sexy and just generally good looking!

OMD look over there man, that boy/girl is choongers

by pinkimpulse May 18, 2007

chooner

Someone who takes a shit in other peoples house's typically to not stink up their own bathroom. Often used as a derogatory term.

-You took at shit at his house? You're a fucking chooner.

-Come finsih this set, don't be a chooner

by Ckpoonslayer69 February 8, 2017

chonder

If something is is far away it can be said to be chonder. Can be used in the place of yonder. The opposite of here. Off in the distance.

I don't think that we are going to find any ducks here Daniel. They all seem to be over chonder.

by Iain White July 26, 2006

choonery

from the slang 'choon' (tune) sometimes expanded to 'choonage', developed into 'choonery'

that tune is a total masterpiece of the art of 'choonery'

by nogz April 14, 2011