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Chonder Kilos

The excessive weight put on by a girl once she gets comfortable in a relationship.
"Last I heard you were engaged, have you got married yet?"
"Fuck no, I had to do a runner after the cunt stacked on the Chonder Kilos"
Chonder Kilos by Rizwich September 24, 2012
Useless talking among a group of friends. Usually when they are fucked up (High, Drunk, Tripping, etc.). Has no relevant meaning or any purpose, it’s just chonder.
Why is peter talking about whales with lasers attached to it?

He’s just speaking chonder.
Chonder by ~Samman September 19, 2019

choongers 

choongers is another word for choong, where a person is buff,peng,sexy and just generally good looking!
OMD look over there man, that boy/girl is choongers
choongers by pinkimpulse May 18, 2007
Someone who takes a shit in other peoples house's typically to not stink up their own bathroom. Often used as a derogatory term.
-You took at shit at his house? You're a fucking chooner.

-Come finsih this set, don't be a chooner
chooner by Ckpoonslayer69 February 8, 2017
If something is is far away it can be said to be chonder. Can be used in the place of yonder. The opposite of here. Off in the distance.
I don't think that we are going to find any ducks here Daniel. They all seem to be over chonder.
chonder by Iain White July 26, 2006

choonery 

from the slang 'choon' (tune) sometimes expanded to 'choonage', developed into 'choonery'
that tune is a total masterpiece of the art of 'choonery'
choonery by nogz April 14, 2011
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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