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Choonder 

man have you seen the nose on that chink over there must be a Choonder
Choonder by lostunsunghero September 2, 2009
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Chonder Kilos

The excessive weight put on by a girl once she gets comfortable in a relationship.
"Last I heard you were engaged, have you got married yet?"
"Fuck no, I had to do a runner after the cunt stacked on the Chonder Kilos"
Chonder Kilos by Rizwich September 24, 2012
Useless talking among a group of friends. Usually when they are fucked up (High, Drunk, Tripping, etc.). Has no relevant meaning or any purpose, it’s just chonder.
Why is peter talking about whales with lasers attached to it?

He’s just speaking chonder.
Chonder by ~Samman September 19, 2019

choongers 

choongers is another word for choong, where a person is buff,peng,sexy and just generally good looking!
OMD look over there man, that boy/girl is choongers
choongers by pinkimpulse May 18, 2007
Someone who takes a shit in other peoples house's typically to not stink up their own bathroom. Often used as a derogatory term.
-You took at shit at his house? You're a fucking chooner.

-Come finsih this set, don't be a chooner
chooner by Ckpoonslayer69 February 8, 2017
If something is is far away it can be said to be chonder. Can be used in the place of yonder. The opposite of here. Off in the distance.
I don't think that we are going to find any ducks here Daniel. They all seem to be over chonder.
chonder by Iain White July 26, 2006

choonery 

from the slang 'choon' (tune) sometimes expanded to 'choonage', developed into 'choonery'
that tune is a total masterpiece of the art of 'choonery'
choonery by nogz April 14, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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