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Chooser
Chooser by Will Smith’s a G July 31, 2021
coolstorymybro
Someone who is an absolute woke queen. They are scared of the government, and wears a tin foil hat just Incase their minds are read. They tend to be amazing at flirting and seducing. Also the queen of TikTok and the use of XD.
P1: omg i heard the government is trying to read our minds!
P2: omg what r u sure
P1: yes
P2: coolstorymybro!
P2: omg what r u sure
P1: yes
P2: coolstorymybro!
coolstorymybro by anonymous February 3, 2019
Downtown Coolsville
Downtown Coolsville by people eat ice cream January 5, 2021
Choosing
When a person has multiple options (dating) and picks based on the current or momentary want, need, time or circumstance. Often times, the choice is based on a material (when women are choosing) or sexual (when men are choosing) gain.
Choosing by YogagODDess December 4, 2020
Choose Game
Basically, you choose odds or evens and remark "Once, twice, three, SHOOT!" each player either holds out a closed fist, 1 finger, or 2 fingers, therefore the total can either add up to 0, 1, 2, 3, or 4. If it is 0, no player wins. If it is even (2,4) the evens player wins and if it's odd (1,3) the odds player wins.
Seinfeld: George and Jerry played the Choose game in 'The Robbery' Episode to decide who should get the apartment, Jerry ends up winning.
Choose Game by Seinfeldlolololol June 2, 2011
beggars can't be choosers
person 1: oi got any money
person 2: only $2
person 1: shit that ain't much
person 2: look mate beggars can't be choosers
person 2: only $2
person 1: shit that ain't much
person 2: look mate beggars can't be choosers
beggars can't be choosers by josef (joey) s March 10, 2020
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