Chool it is a portmanteau of "chill out" and "cool it". Used when someone is either getting angry at nothing or being a fuckwad. "Chool out" is an alternative form of the phrase.

Guy 1: I'M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW!
Guy 2: Dude, just chool it!

or

Guy 1: Wow, John is such a fuckwad.
Guy 2: I know, he needs to chool it.

Chool it by manofthecentury February 4, 2015

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Cook it

1) Texas Hold'Em - burning a card before the flop, especially when pre-flop betting gets huge. Refers to pulling the pin on a grenade, but not throwing it immediately so it explodes a shorter time after throwing it.

2) To start a fight

1) Three guys went all-in, but we had to scrap the hand because Frank zoned out and cooked it before all the betting was done.

2) Some fool mooned Gary, so he chose to cook it right there in front of the bar.

Cook it by shnazzyman January 30, 2006

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cook it up

It's a dynamic phrase that could be used to say someone's attractive, or if food looks good. It's antonym is "cook it down" which could mean that someone's nasty, shouldn't sport that type of clothing, or if the food isn't as good as you thought.

(hot chick jogs by) "Mmm, cook it up!"

"What's for lunch today?"
"Chicken fajitas."
"Mmm, cook it up!"

(someone girl's pasty ass crack hanging out) "Uhh, cook it down! Cook it way down!!"

cook it up by ohdogmycats October 10, 2009

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