Chooch Bag

One that is known for his unethical amount of marijuana consumption.

Baldino is such a chooch bag. All he does is smoke weed 24/7.

by anonymous4893748972348324 March 23, 2017

Chooch Bag

Someone who tries way to hard at all times of their life especially at sports, in which their an above average athlete at best. And they can not take a joke. They usually spend absurd amounts of time with Sprute Sacs doing who knows what.

Dude, quit being such a Chooch Bag. Your such a queer!

by Buck Bob March 21, 2010

chonch bag

A person worse than a douche bag who usually also smeels horrible.

After my boyfriend gave me a donkey punch without my permission i thought he was a total chonch bag.

by beny boy November 8, 2008

choch bag

Slang term for your balls, slats, nuts, gnads, gnards, jewels, etc.

"I told her it's not the dress that makes her look fat... it's the fat that makes her look fat - and she turned around and kneed me in the Choch Bag."

by Monkeyfuck McGrew May 2, 2005

chonch bag

a person of low moral value who also smeels like rotten pussy.

after my useless boyfriend donkey punched me i knew for sure he was a chonch bag

by ben dussy November 8, 2008

chotch bag

a douche bag's evil twin cousin. A chotch bag is more than just a useless idiot, he or she is consistently a useless idiot, often times on purpose.

David: Damn, frickin Jim is such a douche bag!

Paul: Yeah, but i think he's been drinking d water so long we have to classify him as a chotch bag.

David: Whoah, he graduated from db school already?

Paul: no doubt, hey make it rain son!

by DPdaix June 21, 2007

cooch bag

Opposite of or pertaining to the female version of douche bag.

The biker lesbian slamming tequila sunrises and yelling racial obscenities was being a total cooch bag.

by Bobbierobrobbie December 23, 2014