Chodest Chode
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Bumper Chodes
Noun: An incident involving two chodes in which said penises, either intentionally or through sheer coincidence, bump into each other. The chodes do not have to literally bump and repel; merely rubbing against another chode constitutes a bumper chode event.
Please take note that this definition utilizes the proper (and more comedic) meaning of the word "chode," that is, a penis wider than it is long.
Please take note that this definition utilizes the proper (and more comedic) meaning of the word "chode," that is, a penis wider than it is long.
I got real drunk and played a game of bumper chodes with Ryan last night.
I was trying to get into the bathroom at the club when I inadvertently played bumper chodes with some random dude.
I was trying to get into the bathroom at the club when I inadvertently played bumper chodes with some random dude.
Bumper Chodes by Chodem Johnson July 20, 2009
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Chodet
Chodet by Josh Tindel August 22, 2006
Gaggle of Chodes
Official definition for a group of 3 or more chodes (a chode being a guy who displays any non-masculine traits such as whining, bitching or kissing a girl's ass).
Equivalent to 'pack of wolves' or 'school of fish'
Gaggles of chodes are often, but not always, found wearing Henley's T-shirts
Equivalent to 'pack of wolves' or 'school of fish'
Gaggles of chodes are often, but not always, found wearing Henley's T-shirts
Gaggle of Chodes by The_Ty August 22, 2010
Battle Chodes
A videogame that never took off due to being determined unsuitable for children. Originally developed and conceptualized by two enterprising young niglets from Frederick MD by the name of Dan and Max.
The general synopsis of Battle Chodes consisted of three Chodes named after Sexually Transmitted Diseases engaging in intergalactic urban warfare with a variety of enemies.
Signature moves included Ejaculating on enemies, Cock Smack to the face, and Shrinking in colder environments to evade detection.
The project was eventually scrapped due to ESRB regulations and development resumed under Rare as a new title dubbed "Battle Toads"
Rare bought the rights to develop what remained of the game, changed the name to Battle Toads and made the heros into loveable teenage frogs named after skin conditions, Rash, Zitz, and Pimple.
The general synopsis of Battle Chodes consisted of three Chodes named after Sexually Transmitted Diseases engaging in intergalactic urban warfare with a variety of enemies.
Signature moves included Ejaculating on enemies, Cock Smack to the face, and Shrinking in colder environments to evade detection.
The project was eventually scrapped due to ESRB regulations and development resumed under Rare as a new title dubbed "Battle Toads"
Rare bought the rights to develop what remained of the game, changed the name to Battle Toads and made the heros into loveable teenage frogs named after skin conditions, Rash, Zitz, and Pimple.
Battle Chodes by ConsensualRapist August 2, 2011
Chodet
A chodet (pronounced with a silent 't') is an insult used by an individual with class, education and status, and implies that the one being subjected to the insult has, or is a penis that is wider that it is large.
It is frequently used when the user thinks the one being subjected to the insult as socially inferior, although is sometimes directed at those of equal or higher status to demean them.
It is frequently used when the user thinks the one being subjected to the insult as socially inferior, although is sometimes directed at those of equal or higher status to demean them.
Charles: "You, peasant; I put it to you that you are a chodet!"
Conner: "Yeah well fuck you dick-wank-monkey-jizz-twat!"
Alistair: "You are a chodet, your majesty"
Elizabeth II: "Lol I am, aren't I?!"
Conner: "Yeah well fuck you dick-wank-monkey-jizz-twat!"
Alistair: "You are a chodet, your majesty"
Elizabeth II: "Lol I am, aren't I?!"
Chodet by Dr. Josef Mengele April 7, 2012