Chodest Chode

A chode that is so short and wide that it is the chodest of chodes.

"Whoa, Lance has the Chodest Chode I've ever seen!"

Chodest Chode by PapaFrank October 28, 2018

Bumper Chodes 

Noun: An incident involving two chodes in which said penises, either intentionally or through sheer coincidence, bump into each other. The chodes do not have to literally bump and repel; merely rubbing against another chode constitutes a bumper chode event.

Please take note that this definition utilizes the proper (and more comedic) meaning of the word "chode," that is, a penis wider than it is long.

I got real drunk and played a game of bumper chodes with Ryan last night.

I was trying to get into the bathroom at the club when I inadvertently played bumper chodes with some random dude.

Bumper Chodes by Chodem Johnson July 20, 2009

Chodet 

Chode is defined as: a guy who is lame. Chodet is the same definition but describing a female.

Jennifer is such a chodet!!

Chodet by Josh Tindel August 22, 2006

Gaggle of Chodes 

Official definition for a group of 3 or more chodes (a chode being a guy who displays any non-masculine traits such as whining, bitching or kissing a girl's ass).

Equivalent to 'pack of wolves' or 'school of fish'

Gaggles of chodes are often, but not always, found wearing Henley's T-shirts

Look man, the gaggle of chodes over there. Not one of them knows how to run the train properly

Gaggle of Chodes by The_Ty August 22, 2010

Battle Chodes 

A videogame that never took off due to being determined unsuitable for children. Originally developed and conceptualized by two enterprising young niglets from Frederick MD by the name of Dan and Max.

The general synopsis of Battle Chodes consisted of three Chodes named after Sexually Transmitted Diseases engaging in intergalactic urban warfare with a variety of enemies.

Signature moves included Ejaculating on enemies, Cock Smack to the face, and Shrinking in colder environments to evade detection.

The project was eventually scrapped due to ESRB regulations and development resumed under Rare as a new title dubbed "Battle Toads"

Rare bought the rights to develop what remained of the game, changed the name to Battle Toads and made the heros into loveable teenage frogs named after skin conditions, Rash, Zitz, and Pimple.

Man, Battle Toads totally ripped off Battle Chodes...that's some bullshit.

Battle Chodes by ConsensualRapist August 2, 2011

Chodet 

A chodet (pronounced with a silent 't') is an insult used by an individual with class, education and status, and implies that the one being subjected to the insult has, or is a penis that is wider that it is large.
It is frequently used when the user thinks the one being subjected to the insult as socially inferior, although is sometimes directed at those of equal or higher status to demean them.

Charles: "You, peasant; I put it to you that you are a chodet!"
Conner: "Yeah well fuck you dick-wank-monkey-jizz-twat!"

Alistair: "You are a chodet, your majesty"
Elizabeth II: "Lol I am, aren't I?!"

Chodet by Dr. Josef Mengele April 7, 2012

21 Chodes 

David (Rocket) Robison, lookin like a man chode

Chode fingers, chode toes, and one Microchode, equals, David won chodey, 21 chodes

21 Chodes by 21 Chode January 4, 2019