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Collection of people who are wider than they are tall and usually vertically challenged.
that Chap, Will'all and Dairylea Body are right Chodes
Chodes by souls2801 January 25, 2011
Words you can keep
A derogatory and hateful term for apes. Its usage started with the digital zoo of r/Chodi, now it has quickly spread all over the internet to be used as a derogatory term for apes of all shapes and sizes. Its usage started with Gandhi, the closeted bigot, and was popularised by Zakir Naik.
A: Lmfao Chodes are a beastly people with a beastiality ideology.

B: We shouldn't be so hateful towards anybody, be it animals.

A: Aww yeah? Guess I didn't hear that in school over the sound of drilling your throat.

A is a bigoted Librandu. Don't be like A.
Chodes by Clem-Baby July 8, 2021
Our chodes were in your wife
Chodes by Zjs skdbsjdvd August 29, 2020
a gruop of chodes that use the word chode as much as they can
The chodes from high school are nothing but trouble.
chodes by chode krew August 22, 2006

chodes malone 

a random nickname used on people.
"Hey chodes malone, wanna smack the cock"
"Sure"
chodes malone by sacksmack February 16, 2004

Bumper Chodes 

Noun: An incident involving two chodes in which said penises, either intentionally or through sheer coincidence, bump into each other. The chodes do not have to literally bump and repel; merely rubbing against another chode constitutes a bumper chode event.

Please take note that this definition utilizes the proper (and more comedic) meaning of the word "chode," that is, a penis wider than it is long.
I got real drunk and played a game of bumper chodes with Ryan last night.

I was trying to get into the bathroom at the club when I inadvertently played bumper chodes with some random dude.
Bumper Chodes by Chodem Johnson July 20, 2009

Gaggle of Chodes 

Official definition for a group of 3 or more chodes (a chode being a guy who displays any non-masculine traits such as whining, bitching or kissing a girl's ass).

Equivalent to 'pack of wolves' or 'school of fish'

Gaggles of chodes are often, but not always, found wearing Henley's T-shirts
Look man, the gaggle of chodes over there. Not one of them knows how to run the train properly
Gaggle of Chodes by The_Ty August 22, 2010
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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