Chodes

Collection of people who are wider than they are tall and usually vertically challenged.

that Chap, Will'all and Dairylea Body are right Chodes

by souls2801 January 25, 2011

Chodes

A derogatory and hateful term for apes. Its usage started with the digital zoo of r/Chodi, now it has quickly spread all over the internet to be used as a derogatory term for apes of all shapes and sizes. Its usage started with Gandhi, the closeted bigot, and was popularised by Zakir Naik.

A: Lmfao Chodes are a beastly people with a beastiality ideology.

B: We shouldn't be so hateful towards anybody, be it animals.

A: Aww yeah? Guess I didn't hear that in school over the sound of drilling your throat.

A is a bigoted Librandu. Don't be like A.

by Clem-Baby July 8, 2021

Chodes

A nice cock that goes in your wife

Our chodes were in your wife

by Zjs skdbsjdvd August 29, 2020

chodes

a gruop of chodes that use the word chode as much as they can

The chodes from high school are nothing but trouble.

by chode krew August 22, 2006

chodes malone

a random nickname used on people.

"Hey chodes malone, wanna smack the cock"
"Sure"

by sacksmack February 16, 2004

Bumper Chodes

Noun: An incident involving two chodes in which said penises, either intentionally or through sheer coincidence, bump into each other. The chodes do not have to literally bump and repel; merely rubbing against another chode constitutes a bumper chode event.

Please take note that this definition utilizes the proper (and more comedic) meaning of the word "chode," that is, a penis wider than it is long.

I got real drunk and played a game of bumper chodes with Ryan last night.

I was trying to get into the bathroom at the club when I inadvertently played bumper chodes with some random dude.

by Chodem Johnson July 20, 2009

Gaggle of Chodes

Official definition for a group of 3 or more chodes (a chode being a guy who displays any non-masculine traits such as whining, bitching or kissing a girl's ass).

Equivalent to 'pack of wolves' or 'school of fish'

Gaggles of chodes are often, but not always, found wearing Henley's T-shirts

Look man, the gaggle of chodes over there. Not one of them knows how to run the train properly

by The_Ty August 22, 2010