Chodes 

Collection of people who are wider than they are tall and usually vertically challenged.

that Chap, Will'all and Dairylea Body are right Chodes

Chodes by souls2801 January 25, 2011

Chodes 

A derogatory and hateful term for apes. Its usage started with the digital zoo of r/Chodi, now it has quickly spread all over the internet to be used as a derogatory term for apes of all shapes and sizes. Its usage started with Gandhi, the closeted bigot, and was popularised by Zakir Naik.

A: Lmfao Chodes are a beastly people with a beastiality ideology.

B: We shouldn't be so hateful towards anybody, be it animals.

A: Aww yeah? Guess I didn't hear that in school over the sound of drilling your throat.

A is a bigoted Librandu. Don't be like A.

Chodes by Clem-Baby July 8, 2021

Chodes 

A nice cock that goes in your wife

Our chodes were in your wife

Chodes by Zjs skdbsjdvd August 29, 2020

chodes 

a gruop of chodes that use the word chode as much as they can

The chodes from high school are nothing but trouble.

chodes by chode krew August 22, 2006

chodes malone 

a random nickname used on people.

"Hey chodes malone, wanna smack the cock"
"Sure"

chodes malone by sacksmack February 16, 2004

Bumper Chodes 

Noun: An incident involving two chodes in which said penises, either intentionally or through sheer coincidence, bump into each other. The chodes do not have to literally bump and repel; merely rubbing against another chode constitutes a bumper chode event.

Please take note that this definition utilizes the proper (and more comedic) meaning of the word "chode," that is, a penis wider than it is long.

I got real drunk and played a game of bumper chodes with Ryan last night.

I was trying to get into the bathroom at the club when I inadvertently played bumper chodes with some random dude.

Bumper Chodes by Chodem Johnson July 20, 2009

Gaggle of Chodes 

Official definition for a group of 3 or more chodes (a chode being a guy who displays any non-masculine traits such as whining, bitching or kissing a girl's ass).

Equivalent to 'pack of wolves' or 'school of fish'

Gaggles of chodes are often, but not always, found wearing Henley's T-shirts

Look man, the gaggle of chodes over there. Not one of them knows how to run the train properly

Gaggle of Chodes by The_Ty August 22, 2010