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chodeston 

A chodeston is a person that is so pathetic and vulnerable to abuse that they aren't just a chode. They also have a chode and are completely and utterly 100% chode. They are usually the kid who always comes over with one of your friends when you have never once called and ivited him over, he weasels his way in...like a chode.
Dude, did you see that Todd found his way to another party? I can't believe he thinks girls like his MC Hammer coat and penny loafers, what a chodeston.
chodeston by scott doll August 6, 2006
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Chodeston 

When someone is being a fat smelly chode, "ch-o-d-st-en
Wassup Chodeston
Chodeston by newjd July 20, 2022

chodester 

im a total chodester. i love cody
chodester by leniew May 3, 2019

Chodest Chode

A chode that is so short and wide that it is the chodest of chodes.
"Whoa, Lance has the Chodest Chode I've ever seen!"
Chodest Chode by PapaFrank October 28, 2018

ChonkStonks 

When Your friend is talking some stonks and he’s a chonk
Guy 1 : I sold my shovel and made $25

Guy 2 : ChonkStonks
ChonkStonks by ChonkManeus August 31, 2020
As the name stands, Cheston's are unique and view the world differently. They are optimistic, genuine, honest, loyal, trustworthy, and dependable. They make amazing companions, allies, and confidants. Always there to support you when weak; to lift you up when you've fallen; make you smile and laugh when down. If you have the opportunity to meet a Cheston, feel blessed because you've crossed paths for a reason and your life will be better because of it.
You've been Chestonized!
A Cheston Original (C.O.)
Cheston by Kremflobbinbobbin January 8, 2015

chodemongle

some body who drops a whole pizza on there penis with chode energy.

someone who is acting like a little bitch
bro why did you eat all my pizza your a little chodemongle
chodemongle by chode god April 13, 2022
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