Choderson

A floppy chode that can break into your house and rape your household pets

Matt "Chody Brody" Broderson broke into Richard Kumpf's house, stole his toothbrush, and came all in his dog's ass. Then his mom walks in and exclaims "Wow, way to pull a choderson."

Choderson by CHase Dalton February 28, 2009

Bike Chanderson

Ship name for the pairing of Blaine Anderson and Mike Chang on the TV series Glee.

Bike Chanderson in 03x18:

Mike: Blaine, I need your help. Tina wants me to slick my hair back for prom and I’ve never used gel, so I have no idea what I’m doing.

Blaine: Biggest tip I can give you: never brush after you gel. Disaster. Second tip: feel free to use a little sweat or a little splash of water to reactivate the gel or give it a complete new look. See that? It’s a whole new 'do, my friend.

Bike Chanderson by bikechanderson March 25, 2013

choderboat 

Similar to a motorboat, a choderboat is when a woman buries her mouth in a male chode and exhales while simulating the sound of a boat engine while rapidly shaking her head from side to side.

Last night when your girlfriend was blacked out, she gave me a choderboat for 20 minutes before she passed out.

choderboat by El Dollar July 9, 2007

chodemongle

some body who drops a whole pizza on there penis with chode energy.

someone who is acting like a little bitch

bro why did you eat all my pizza your a little chodemongle

chodemongle by chode god April 13, 2022

chodeston 

A chodeston is a person that is so pathetic and vulnerable to abuse that they aren't just a chode. They also have a chode and are completely and utterly 100% chode. They are usually the kid who always comes over with one of your friends when you have never once called and ivited him over, he weasels his way in...like a chode.

Dude, did you see that Todd found his way to another party? I can't believe he thinks girls like his MC Hammer coat and penny loafers, what a chodeston.

chodeston by scott doll August 6, 2006

Chodemonger 

A 5-10 year old kid who talks shit on the internet

Yesterday this chodemonger wouldn't shut the fuck up until his mom walked in

Chodemonger by Brian and scott June 11, 2008

Chodson 

A very large chode. Can be longer than it is wide, but generally is massive. Usually wider than 4 inchs and can reach up to 8 inchs long.

Woah! look at that guys massive chode. Oh wait, its too big, its a chodson.

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Chodson by chodson kid November 16, 2009