Chodeblow

A person who engages in the act of sucking a chode (a short, fat penis). This is usually used as an insult.

Lauren: Did you hear about Jill last night?

Melissa: YEAH! Oh-em-gee she is such a chodeblow!

by crazyasscrazyman1212 November 14, 2009

Chodeblanket

An advanced form of cock blocking, occurs when a collection of chodes surround an attractive female, therefore protecting her from any rival chodes. Chodeblankets can form within a group of friends when there is one girl who all the chodes want to get with, but they are all too scared to make a move. This leaves a stalemate situation where all members of the chodeblanket must follow said girl around at all times. Chodeblankets are more common on nights out when there is a shortage of quality poon. In this situation the chodeblanket can become a chodeshield, using overly-aggressive dancing to protect their quarry.

Male 1: OMG! That girl is a buff ting

Male 2: Yes mate, but look at her massive chodeblanket, you haven't got a chance.

I'd be a chode in her blanket any day.

There are so many chodes in her chodeblanket! How can I get to that poon!?

by CAYLEYUNIT November 26, 2010

Chodebot

That thing at bowling alleys that they drag up and down the alleys to clean/wax it.

"Holy crap, I am totally going to go over there and ride on that chodebot."

by pickleweasel September 18, 2004

chodeboard

A classic skateboard or shortboard with longboard wheels.

His chodeboard rides smoother than my regular board.

by HybridRogue June 28, 2016

Chodeology

Chodeology is the study of chodes and their behaviors. Study is also done in the negative affect a chode has on pleasing a woman, or man(if your gay).

A. Betts was the best example of a chode in modern society known to man.

by Don Everest April 9, 2005

chodeloaf

A man whose penis is as long as it is wide. Like a fresh warm loaf of bread.
Baloneychub

Jeff that's a gross looking chodeloaf. his young girlfriend explains.

by gregdmoney January 26, 2009

Codblow

Getting blown while playing COD

I can't beleive Will got codblown!

That girl is very slutty she codblown all of her date.

"What's your fantisy Jeff?" Jeff:"Getting codblown."

by 4 guys 1 girl January 22, 2010