Chodeblow
A person who engages in the act of sucking a chode (a short, fat penis). This is usually used as an insult.
Chodeblow by crazyasscrazyman1212 November 14, 2009
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Chodeblanket
An advanced form of cock blocking, occurs when a collection of chodes surround an attractive female, therefore protecting her from any rival chodes. Chodeblankets can form within a group of friends when there is one girl who all the chodes want to get with, but they are all too scared to make a move. This leaves a stalemate situation where all members of the chodeblanket must follow said girl around at all times. Chodeblankets are more common on nights out when there is a shortage of quality poon. In this situation the chodeblanket can become a chodeshield, using overly-aggressive dancing to protect their quarry.
Male 1: OMG! That girl is a buff ting
Male 2: Yes mate, but look at her massive chodeblanket, you haven't got a chance.
I'd be a chode in her blanket any day.
There are so many chodes in her chodeblanket! How can I get to that poon!?
Male 2: Yes mate, but look at her massive chodeblanket, you haven't got a chance.
I'd be a chode in her blanket any day.
There are so many chodes in her chodeblanket! How can I get to that poon!?
Chodeblanket by CAYLEYUNIT November 26, 2010
Related Words
Chodeblow • Chode Blower • chodebrow • Chode Bload • chode block • Chode Bowler • Chode brownie • chodey lowe • Chodeboy • chodeblaster
Chodebot
Chodebot by pickleweasel September 18, 2004
chodeboard
chodeboard by HybridRogue June 28, 2016
Chodeology
Chodeology is the study of chodes and their behaviors. Study is also done in the negative affect a chode has on pleasing a woman, or man(if your gay).
Chodeology by Don Everest April 9, 2005
chodeloaf
chodeloaf by gregdmoney January 26, 2009
Codblow
I can't beleive Will got codblown!
That girl is very slutty she codblown all of her date.
"What's your fantisy Jeff?" Jeff:"Getting codblown."
That girl is very slutty she codblown all of her date.
"What's your fantisy Jeff?" Jeff:"Getting codblown."
Codblow by 4 guys 1 girl January 22, 2010
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