An advanced form of cock blocking, occurs when a collection of chodes surround an attractive female, therefore protecting her from any rival chodes. Chodeblankets can form within a group of friends when there is one girl who all the chodes want to get with, but they are all too scared to make a move. This leaves a stalemate situation where all members of the chodeblanket must follow said girl around at all times. Chodeblankets are more common on nights out when there is a shortage of quality poon. In this situation the chodeblanket can become a chodeshield, using overly-aggressive dancing to protect their quarry.

Male 1: OMG! That girl is a buff ting

Male 2: Yes mate, but look at her massive chodeblanket, you haven't got a chance.

I'd be a chode in her blanket any day.

There are so many chodes in her chodeblanket! How can I get to that poon!?

Chodeblanket by CAYLEYUNIT November 26, 2010

Related Words

Chodeblow • Chode Blower • chodebrow • Chode Bload • chode block • Chode Bowler • Chode brownie • chodey lowe • Chodeboy • chodeblaster

Chodebot

That thing at bowling alleys that they drag up and down the alleys to clean/wax it.

"Holy crap, I am totally going to go over there and ride on that chodebot."

Chodebot by pickleweasel September 18, 2004

chodeboard

A classic skateboard or shortboard with longboard wheels.

His chodeboard rides smoother than my regular board.

chodeboard by HybridRogue June 28, 2016

Chodeology

Chodeology is the study of chodes and their behaviors. Study is also done in the negative affect a chode has on pleasing a woman, or man(if your gay).

A. Betts was the best example of a chode in modern society known to man.

Chodeology by Don Everest April 9, 2005

chodeloaf

A man whose penis is as long as it is wide. Like a fresh warm loaf of bread.
Baloneychub

Jeff that's a gross looking chodeloaf. his young girlfriend explains.

chodeloaf by gregdmoney January 26, 2009

Codblow

Getting blown while playing COD

I can't beleive Will got codblown!

That girl is very slutty she codblown all of her date.

"What's your fantisy Jeff?" Jeff:"Getting codblown."

Codblow by 4 guys 1 girl January 22, 2010

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026