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gamble chocolates 

A term that desribes assorted chocolates. One takes a gamble when they take a random piece (a gamble chocolate) from a box of assorted chocolates because the candy could be either delicious or disgusting. The term also serves as an alternative to "assorted chocolates".

Etymology: The term is used in comedian Jim Gaffigan's bit about Valentine's day.
I tried a piece from the box of gamble chocolates I got for Valentine's Day. I don't know why I even bother with these because every one tastes like it was filled with toothpaste.

chocolateism

The greatest religion on earth. The believers of chocolateism bow down and worship chocolate. As a chocolateist you value the chocolates life (in your stomach).
I believe in chocolateism.

chocolatetwatwaffle 

Insult in reguards to someone who is an idiot, moron, ignorant or not smart. May be used a just a name to call someone who you do not like.
You are a chocolatetwatwaffle! You CTW!!
chocolatetwatwaffle by M Ketterman December 10, 2009

Box of Chocolates 

Engaging in anal sex inside a box, preferably cardboard.
My girlfriend surprised me with a box of chocolates for valentines day.

Life is like a box of chocolates

A saying used in Forrest Gump to compare life to a box of chocolates, in the sense that you never know what's in store for you.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." -Forrest Gump; a line from the movie

Chocolatier

•Kim Wonshiks sexual preference
•F*cking a person in the butt
"Did you hear the noises coming from Ravis room last night? He's such a chocolatier."