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chocolate cannon 

when you get an enema then run in front of your friend drop your pants and spray shit all over them their shoes and every thing in a 25 foot radius. Then yell out chocolate cannon and run away leaving your friend stunned, creeped out, and stuned.
Jerry: "Jim why you walking funny, dude what you doing, holy shit it got in my mouth!"

Jim: "Chocolate cannon!"
chocolate cannon by chief bigstick October 24, 2011
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chocolate cannon ball 

After space docking with a chick, you screw her abnormally hard in a position of your choosing. If you lasted more than a meager 5 minutes, the chick should be able to muster up a pretty nice quief. The turd which was loaded through the space docking procedure mentioned earlier, should be launched from her vagina like a cannon ball, just squishier. To achieve greater distance, you must "go the distance."
After I nailed the bitch, I was almost nailed by a chocolate cannon ball.
chocolate cannon ball by K White February 8, 2007

Chocolate Cannoli

I put my tongue in her chocolate cannoli.

Chocolate cannoli

When you shit in a girls cunt, and then fuck it
Jack gave Ryan a chocolate cannoli
Chocolate cannoli by GayLordSwagstaff September 5, 2019

Cannoli with extra chocolate chips 

Cumming in the ass of a large Italian person and the chocolate chips referring to the pieces of turd in said Italians asshole
Yo Sally, can i get the cannoli with extra chocolate chips?

Cannoli chocolato 

The Italian term for poop dick, it is when a man sticks his dick up a girl’s anus and gets shit all over his penis.
Giovanni: Fuck man, last night I was hitting it from behind and my girl forgot to wipe, O ended up with a Cannoli chocolato.

Cletus: Bless your heart, you I-Talian, we only need 2 syllables for that here’s in Alabama. We call it poop dick rounds these parts.
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