stonydaman's definitions
The Italian term for poop dick, it is when a man sticks his dick up a girl’s anus and gets shit all over his penis.
Giovanni: Fuck man, last night I was hitting it from behind and my girl forgot to wipe, O ended up with a Cannoli chocolato.
Cletus: Bless your heart, you I-Talian, we only need 2 syllables for that here’s in Alabama. We call it poop dick rounds these parts.
Cletus: Bless your heart, you I-Talian, we only need 2 syllables for that here’s in Alabama. We call it poop dick rounds these parts.
by stonydaman May 3, 2021
Get the Cannoli chocolatomug. A general term to encompass semen infected with something you don't want. This could be viral (AIDS), bacterial (chlamydia), oceanic (crabs), or radioactive, among other things.
Jessica: Shit, last night Chad rawdogged me. He had that zesty nut too.
Heather: Uh oh, your baby is going to have a third arm now.
Heather: Uh oh, your baby is going to have a third arm now.
by stonydaman April 5, 2021
Get the zesty nutmug. Harvey: Hey what'd you do last night?
Braden: I fucked my girl and got my Philadelphia Cream Cheese all over her.
Braden: I fucked my girl and got my Philadelphia Cream Cheese all over her.
by stonydaman April 5, 2021
Get the Philadelphia Cream Cheesemug.