A blurby, sloshy, fat pooper on a chick. The type of woman that has this affliction is usually wearing mules or some other slip-on type footwear because they are too fat to bend down to put their shoe on.
Miss Maudie Atkinson: "I don't know if it will help saying this to you... some men in this world are born to do our unpleasant jobs for us, like that one time when Atticus Finch Chocolate Chunked My Ass"
Jem: "Oh, well"