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choadstain 

Choadstain, the stain that is left behind by a penis that is wider than it is long. Normally, but not exclusively after intercourse. May also be left behind after beating your meat.
Dude, you just left your choadstain on that beds comforter!
choadstain by dubc949 May 25, 2008
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Chastained 

The event in which a race car driver spins or crashes as a result of NASCAR Cup Series driver Ross Chastain's actions on the racetrack.

Popularized by fellow competitor Kyle Busch following an incident at Richmond Raceway on August 14th, 2022, the term has been used widely among NASCAR fans who have witnessed the alarming number of casualties caused by the hands of Chastain.

Earning a reputation as a highly talented but overly aggressive driver, the eighth-generation watermelon farmer has made several on-track rivals during his short time driving for competitive teams in NASCAR. His balls-to-the-wall racing style could possibly be linked to his time driving for underfunded teams on his journey to the NASCAR Cup Series, during which he clawed for every position in the running order.

"I love Ross Chastain. He’s a really good race car driver, but he’s got to find a way...to run these races without constantly making contact." - Jeff Burton
"We were Chastained this week. We were his victim this week." - Kyle Busch

"Insert Driver Name Here just got Chastained." - NASCAR Fans on any given weekend
Chastained by racetrackk1ng August 22, 2022

Jessica Chastain

Seriously! Has no one defined the beauty of this immortal goddess yet?! Well I guess I will! Jessica Chastain is among the most gorgeous beings to walk this earth. Not only is she a talented actress but she is also among the world's most proactive humanitarians. Everyone should strive to be more like Jessica Chastain!
One day God looked down on the Earth and saw that it needed more beauty so he created Jessica Chastain and saw that she was perfect in every way.

Some random person: Hey who was that gorgeous redhead who just walked by?
Other random person: Oh that was Jessica Chastain! She's the most beautiful person in the world!
Another random person: Whoa! I know her! I'm gonna go home and watch that movie Lawless because she's in it!

Ross Chastain 

A man who is hell bent on passing you on the racetrack by any means necessary. A man who races for 27th like its the last lap at the Daytona 500.
F*ck, Ross Chastain ran over Denny Again!
Ross Chastain by KyleB1841 August 17, 2022

Chastained 

The act of getting ran over, used up, walled and or wrecked for no reason fighting for position
We had a really good M&Ms camry today. We got Chastained. We were his latest victim
Chastained by KyleB1841 August 17, 2022

Ross Chastain 

Ross Chastain by alexshard8168 November 9, 2021

a Ross Chastain 

The definition of wallriding to overtake someone
"Holy shit that dude just did a Ross Chastain!"
a Ross Chastain by eryto November 6, 2022
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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