Choads

A medium sized boy, ofcourse with a dick that is wider than it is long and a rhyming sirname. However this word is used in replacement.
Characteristics include:-
Deep Arrogance
Knowitallism
and a wide awful taste in music

"No Choads" just no
CHOADS!!!!!!!
Choads that sounds awful
I've told you many times, you can't play bass.

by Mixemotosis August 10, 2003

Choads

a false sense of self characterized online by no morals, ethics, or soul in order to defraud, steal, con, cheat or anyway possible, to sneak a win, to unfairly cause a loss for someone through a computer bug, in an online game.

Choads ignore the survival of the fittest as the survival of the most dishonest.

by Robbie ALCU May 13, 2005

choad

Usually penis, penis wider than it is long, or the area between the penis and anus. Taken from colloquial Spanish.

lick my choad.

by Antar the Dragon God January 13, 2003

choad

Choad, also spelt chode, is a variant of the word choda (penis) which comes from the Hindi word (chodna). Chodna simply means to fuck. The word choad however is what is known as a neologism. This is a word that is newly acknowledged but has not been in circulation long enough or widely enough for its social status to be determined. As it stands, the word choad has three major definitions.
1) A short, fat penis that is wider than it is longer
2) The area between the scrotum/vagina and the anus.
3) A derogatory term used to insult somebody.

1) Ducas has a fat choad.
2) Last night your mom tongued my choad.
3) Quit being such a choad.

by ducas June 28, 2007

choade

a dick that is wider then longer...

a good example is to imagine a tuna can... heh

by Rob Miller April 13, 2004

Choad

1. A short, fat cock. Must be wider than it is long.

2. Anything short and fat, like a fat kid or a Prius.

1. Dude, that guy has a freakin' choad!

2. My best friend is a choad. He's fat as hell and he's 5'2"

by AIDZ October 2, 2005

choad

a short fat penis

damn fuck my ex he has a choad!

by yackyjacky January 4, 2010