Choads

A medium sized boy, ofcourse with a dick that is wider than it is long and a rhyming sirname. However this word is used in replacement.
Characteristics include:-
Deep Arrogance
Knowitallism
and a wide awful taste in music

"No Choads" just no
CHOADS!!!!!!!
Choads that sounds awful
I've told you many times, you can't play bass.

by Mixemotosis August 10, 2003

Choads

a false sense of self characterized online by no morals, ethics, or soul in order to defraud, steal, con, cheat or anyway possible, to sneak a win, to unfairly cause a loss for someone through a computer bug, in an online game.

Choads ignore the survival of the fittest as the survival of the most dishonest.

by Robbie ALCU May 13, 2005

choads

More then one Choad.

Those dudes are fucking choads

by Spaba-Monkey April 12, 2003

choads

two choads for the price of one.

two choads dont make a write.

by petrers lol April 13, 2005

Choads-in-Dough

Slang terminology for the common Hors d'œuvre, Pigs in a Blanket.

Bill: Yo Jorge, your fine-ass Mother makes some great Choads-in-Dough!

Jorge: Hey.. Wait a minute.. what does that mean?

by OReilly March 20, 2008

Choads ahoy

expression

when a choad is sighted.

She pulled down his pants and cried "Choads ahoy!" at the ridiculousness she saw.

by Sanger July 14, 2005

toads eat choads

A phrase used to call a person or group a cocksucker. Preceded by calling the person or group in question a toad.

Crystal: Wow, look at that sweater Sapphire's wearing!

Periwinkle: Yeah, it looks so trashy!

(Crystal and Periwinkle laugh)

Sapphire: Hey, people like you are toads. And toads eat choads!

by Blues and Dumbness September 13, 2019