Chjerking

The act of jerking off using the warm skin peeled off a rotisserie chicken.

Got damn it son, you ruined another family dinner! Why are you addicted to this chjerking business?

Chjerking by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

Chjerking

The act of jerking off using the warm skin peeled off a rotisserie chicken.

Got damn it son, you ruined another family dinner! Why are you addicted to this chjerking business?

Chjerking by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

Cerking 

(Pronounced: kir-king) A simulteanous combo of jerking off while crying. Usually accompanied by pictures of your ex or mental visons of a tough breakup.

"I think Zak is going emo on us. After Vanessa dumped him, I caught him cerking it to old yearbook photos of her. I haven't seen a man cry that hard in a long time."

Cerking by B-caine January 11, 2009

Fact Checking 

A sinister new euphemism for censorship

After luring millions of people onto Facebook with the false promise of free friends and free sex, Mark Zuckerberg suddenly started "fact checking" our free speech until only the views in line with his his rich cronies' plot for world domination were allowed.

Fact Checking by D Flawless May 11, 2020

basket checking 

Looking at a man's crotch through his pants

Annlynne is a total basket checker. She was checking out the goods and basket checking like a champ.

basket checking by PresleyTheTrumpet November 19, 2013

Checking a man’s left hip 

When an annoying girl on tiktok posts about doing something random that has other implicit meaning and gives no further explanation so people are stuck wondering what her made up shit means.

This girl posted about checking a man’s left hip. She needs to get a life and stop wasting people’s time. Although all these people have time to waste if they are on tiktok.

Checking a man’s left hip by Gurtthespurt January 20, 2022

social butt-cheeking 

The act of two individuals passing each other in a cramped space back-to-back rather than front-to-front or front-to-back.

Man: The aisles in that plane were so tight we needed to practice social butt-cheeking.

social butt-cheeking by Dan U. Butt April 22, 2020