Chisco 

the #1 choice for performance sports accessories

Look, I got a Chisco I-pod case.

Chisco by chisco3 January 5, 2011

Chico Water 

Burnett's vodka. The most common alcoholic beverage in Chico because we're all broke college students. Comes in 37 flavors including things like pumpkin spice and watermelon. Will get you fucked up.

Hey I'm gonna go buy some Chico water!
That Chico water did me dirty last night, I blacked out!

Chico Water by whiskeybitch October 17, 2014

Crisco Box 

The future ex-Secretary of State for the state of Kansas, Voter Suppressor-in-Chief, and a man whose office allegedly made an error that doubled his own lead in a primary election for Governor of the State of Kansas. An oleaginous, greasy or otherwise oily politician who has been routinely caught in varying lies and misstatements of fact made to journalists and federal court judges. See, also, Kris Kobach

Crisco Box doesn't think it's a conflict of interest to be the Secretary of State overseeing his own primary election as he tries to run for Governor. Don't be a Crisco Box.

Crisco Box by Dude From Kansas August 9, 2018

chicoween 

An event in which teenagers-young adults from Chico and the surrounding areas gather and engage in various activities which often include alcohol and drugs. Chicoween begins the Thursday before Halloween weekend and lasts until Halloween. If Halloween falls on the weekend, may god have mercy on your soul. EVERY type of party happens this weekend which includes ALL frats, trap, and multiple various house parties. Don't be the guy that shoots up the party or gets shot. Also, everyone dresses up. Don't be the guy that doesn't dress up. Whatever you dress up as, be sure to add the word "slutty" in front of it. Being a bunny? No you're a "slutty" bunny. It's October, but in the famous words of Cardi B, "A hoe neva gets cold" Chicoween is Halloween like you've never experienced it. We aren't the WILDcats for no reason.

Brad: Dude I don't know if I want to go out this weekend.
Jake: Bro it's CHICOWEEN why wouldn't you go out this weekend?????

Sara: Is the drive from Sac to Chico really worth it?
Jamie: DUH it's Chicoween

chicoween by daizy7575 January 27, 2018

warner chilcotting 

First tagged by Hank Green, this term defines anyone who runs a business where its customers' lives rely on it, most likely medicine drug companies. When the company randomly spikes the cost of their product, which endangers the lives of customers who may not afford the new price, the CEO of the company "Warner Chilcotted" their customers.

guy 1: "Hey, I can't afford my diabetes medicine because the price randomly rose out of nowhere!"
guy 2: "Those medicinal companies, always warner chilcotting us!"

warner chilcotting by Harmonious One January 25, 2011

Chismosavirus 

Chismosavirus • feminine
Chismosovirus • masculine

What is it?
Chismosa/Chismosovirus is a highly infectious disease that causes one have the insatiable and uncontrollable urge to indulge in some light harmless gossip, or in some more serious cases, scandalmongering.

Who are affected by this virus?
Chismosa/Chismosovirus only targets humans, or more specifically, those of the hispanic ethnicity. Hispanics are prone to this deadly virus. Female Hispanics are more likely to contract this disease than male Hispanics.

How can I stay safe?
This disease is tricky- Some contract it from the crowd they are in, and some actively do it in order to create havoc. These can be split into 2 distinct sections, being a bitch/dick and spreading shit for personal gains, and being someone who is having harmless fun by conversing drama with friends. In order to stay safe from this virus, avoid being a bitch/dick, and if you feel like being chismosa/chismoso, do it with someone trustworthy and be responsible.

How can I recover from previously suffering from this disease?
In order to have a safe recovery, you should tone down your weekly amount of chisme imports and exports, clear the air by admitting to any bitchy/dicklike actions you had done, and apologize to those who were affected.

Xiomara - ¡Gabriela! Nunca adivinaras lo que fulana le hizo a mengana
Gabriela - Ay chica que chismosa eres…¡Cuéntame todo!
Xiomara - dios mío, tenemos chismosavirus

Charles - Yo bro i heard that _____ let you hit!! congrats bro you’re the GOAT
Alejandro - Yeah dude about that, she didn’t actually let me hit, she rejected me and I spread a little chisme to get some revenge yk? Now everyone thinks she’s a slut!

Charles - That’s fucked up. What is you’re problem dude.
Alejandro - Come on man don’t be like that
Charles - We can’t be homies no more bro, you got chismosovirus

Chismosavirus by superfastcamel6969 August 17, 2023

Chisom 

A person especially a girl. Who is amazing with everyone around her. But never try a Chisom,she will destroy just with a sentence. She can be a snack if she wants to at her own time of her life. She has the prettiest eyes and smile. If you hate a Chisom, that is basically your business. She is a very creative person.

"She is such a Chisom"
" Please be a Chisom for once"
" I wish i was Chisom"

Chisom by Peng and The Brains July 22, 2018