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Often confused with Christeen.
Shes nothing like a girl you’ve ever seen before.
A deity; the best person to be in your corner; unlimited power and potential; a muse; someone that can change your life. Someone that takes your side even when you're wrong; soulmate; kismet; fortuitous; serendipity.

They are easy to be around and have extraordinary senses of humor although they sometimes don't give themselves enough credit for it, they are very determined in what they wish to do, and when they set goals they reach them; they are caring and sympathetic to others, which allows them to help many people/give good advice, and people will often come to them for help. it is because of their brilliant personality that they have so many friends, and can make connections with many different people with personalities and beliefs that can greatly differ from their own. they are very down to earth and great imaginations, when you are with them you are sure to have an amazing time because of their intelligence and wit. they are also very honest and trustworthy, you can always go to them for unbiased opinions, and you can tell them anything without worrying about other people finding out; they are beautiful inside and out and if you are lucky enough to have one a a best friend, you'll never be the same because they will change you for the better, and its a definite that they'll be there forever.
This girl is too good to be true. She’s nothing you can compare to your neighbourhood ho. She must be a Chirsteen.
Chirsteen by Akon November 23, 2021
Words you can keep

Crank Christening 

The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.
Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?
Crank Christening by Burnt Juice March 30, 2012

Christienne 

A rare name for a female. Fiery, strong in her beliefs, forgiving in her attitudes.
Christienne is a revolutionary.
Christienne by nessahead February 3, 2010

cristeen 

One of the hardest working women you will ever meet.. she can accomplish anything she puts her mind to.. very open in all ways!! However her mouth can get the best of her.. genuine and loyal to the end... unless you show her your a taker! She’s a heart person and so very extroverted and exuberant!! If you are lucky enough to meet a Cristeen, hold on and enjoy the ride!
Cristeen is awesome
cristeen by Ownlight May 22, 2019

Christen Pressing 

Christen Pressing is the action of zooming out of an awkward social situation, much like famous USWNT soccer player Christen Press does to get the ball away from the shirt tuggers. Because, you know, she deserves better than what the NWSL gives her.
Guy #1: I was Christen Pressing out of a conversation yesterday when they started talking about anal.
Christen Pressing by wafflebitch August 13, 2019

Christened 

Having sex the first time somewhere specific(ie in the backseat of a car)
"We christened my back seat last night."
Christened by Nubsy December 13, 2009
Happy. Always smiling with a positive comment just for you. Stylish.
Loving and Compassionate. A devoted friend.
Christeen~A cat that rubs against your leg when you feed it, curls up next to you when you aren't feeling well, keeps its fur "just so"
I always there no matter if you yell at it or forget to feed it on time. ;}
Christeen~wasn't that a killer car?!
Christeen by Humptywuzpushed February 5, 2010
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