chirsten

a cool girlboss queen, if u ever meet a chirsten keep em.

i just met a chirsten and she is awesome!!

chirsten by girlboss4555 November 23, 2021

Chirsten

“Chirsten” is a rare name. cuma 1 didunia and she’s my bestfriend, she’s a bad b but actually a good girl, she’s an amazing person i’ve ever known. ily bbbb

chirsten

Chirsten by pseudonym🐻 November 24, 2021

Chirsten

“Chirsten” is a rare name. cuma 1 didunia and she’s my bestfriend, she’s a bad b but actually a good girl, she’s an amazing person i’ve ever known. don’t mess up with her.

chirsten

Chirsten by pseudonym🐻 November 24, 2021

Crank Christening 

The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.

Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?

Crank Christening by Burnt Juice March 30, 2012

Christen Pressing 

Christen Pressing is the action of zooming out of an awkward social situation, much like famous USWNT soccer player Christen Press does to get the ball away from the shirt tuggers. Because, you know, she deserves better than what the NWSL gives her.

Guy #1: I was Christen Pressing out of a conversation yesterday when they started talking about anal.

Christen Pressing by wafflebitch August 13, 2019

Christened 

Having sex the first time somewhere specific(ie in the backseat of a car)

"We christened my back seat last night."

Christened by Nubsy December 13, 2009

christen the car 

to have sex in a car for the first time (in that car)

nat went out last night to christen the car with jamie!!

christen the car by VXWd August 22, 2006