Chineseify

Verb.

The act of turning another person or yourself Chinese. Typically done by chinese witchcraft, evil fucked up homophobic Chinese witchcraft, or, Chinese spray.

"Either I need glasses, or someone Chineseified Harold."

"Last night I was Chineseified!"

"Mikes being a real asshole, me and the guys are gonna Chineseify him later."

by Harvard Definitions November 10, 2025

chinesey

Something that either originated in China and bares the stereotypical signs of doing so or is reminiscent of Chinese culture.

This apartment feels very chinesey after I installed the paper screens and koy pond.

by Legendary Muffin November 24, 2013

Chineseian

Chinese person.

Bob: hey what’s that guys ethnicity?

Rob: I think he’s Chineseian
Bob: oh that’s cool I wish I was Chineseian

by Lana7572 March 14, 2022

chineseized

when a something becomes influenced by china a lot (even though everything is made in china)

i eat rice, dumprings, and i do all my homework and study all day. I've been chineseized

by kzhang November 23, 2011

chineseilly

To be like the chinese in all there awsomely cool ways.

He chineseilly ordered the food.

by TurboSquid June 10, 2004

Chinesefization

The act of converting a person, namely of non-oriental roots, into an Asian in the physical sense. Changes are usually permanent and often involve cosmetic surgical procedures to the face and genital regions.

While the concept itself dates back a fair bit in history, the term Chinesefization has only been heard floating around as of late 2007. The term is also believed to have originated in Northridge, California.

Also see "orientation," "penis reduction," "vagina rotation," "eyelid stapling."

I told my wife I was getting bored with her box, so she had a Chinesefization procedure to make her vagina horizontal.

by Chinesefization M.D. January 2, 2009

chinesey sneazey

COVID-19

a shit I have the Chinesey sneazey

by pootypoots December 12, 2020