Chinese dragon
When a guy ejaculates into a girl's esophagus and hits her in the throat, causing her to cough the ejaculation through her nose.
Chinese dragon by Dark_Panda420 February 22, 2012
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Chinese dragon
Before sex a male sprays wax on his penis and lights the wax on fire and then profusely sticks in flaming cock in his wife or daughter asshole
Chinese dragon by Shelly marx April 9, 2019
Chinese Dragon Fingers
One of a multitude of alternatives to the happy ending in an oriental massage parlor. The masseuse turns the patron into the prone position and, without lubrication, violently penetrates the anus with at least one (1) digit. Variations include Twin Chinese Dragon Fingers (include a minimum of two (2) digits) and Firebreathing Chinese Dragon Fingers (digits are inserted into Chinese chili sauce prior to penetration). The family of Chinese Dragon Fingers is typically an act associated with being impolite in requesting a happy ending.
Person 1: "Dude, what happened to you? You look awful. Is that blood??"
Person 2: "I told the masseuse at Eternal Gardens to get on with the damn happy ending already, so she flipped me over and gave me Twin Firebreathing Chinese Dragon Fingers."
Person 2: "I told the masseuse at Eternal Gardens to get on with the damn happy ending already, so she flipped me over and gave me Twin Firebreathing Chinese Dragon Fingers."
Chinese Dragon Fingers by jac621 November 27, 2011
chinese dragon fire
a crazy sex position that involves the female putting one leg behind her head while her other leg is wrapped around the man. The man then penetrates from behind while his legs are wrapped around the female.
chinese dragon fire by Jerry Woodstock January 26, 2011
Chinese dragon foot
When you're about to ejaculate, you take a knee and shit on your foot, and when she's about to orgasm kick her in the face with shit
Chinese dragon foot by KrIsTeL MeTh June 4, 2017
Chinese Golden Dragon
This is when you urinate in someone’s mouth, clamp their mouth shut, at the same time you tell them that you have an STD, they will immediately release the urine through their nasal passages.
Chad: brooooo what happened with you and Becky last night?
Brad: I have her the Chinese Golden Dragon!!!
Thad: broooo CONGRATULATIONS
Brad: I have her the Chinese Golden Dragon!!!
Thad: broooo CONGRATULATIONS
Chinese Golden Dragon by Mudbonic plague April 10, 2020
chinese rat dragon
a little dog, thats some kind of maltese something, or chihuahua, but its got long hair from its ears and body that looks like wings when it runs.. usually owned by chinese ladies
chinese rat dragon by TripD May 6, 2008
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