Chinaman's Nightcap

Generally reserved for Opium, but can be used for all opiate based drugs.

Me: Got any chinaman's nightcap my man?
Local Drug Dealer: Eh?

Chinaman's Nightcap by Chrustler March 31, 2006

teaching the one eyed chinaman how to dance 

beating off

oh man.. last night i tought the one eyed china man how to dance

teaching the one eyed chinaman how to dance by bill a. January 11, 2004

Chinaman's chance 

No chance at all.

The evil elf Kucinich hasn't got a Chinaman's chance of winning the nomination.

Chinaman's chance by octopod March 4, 2004

Dirty Chinaman 

The act of finding a Chinese hooker, impressing her with lies of you being a cage fighter in Beijing, then taking her up the ass with sweet and sour sauce and make her talk in Cantonese or Mandarin.

Dude, that hooker though I was a cagefighter back in '94. She was so impressed, she let me do the Dirty Chinaman...for free...

Dirty Chinaman by Hit Rock Bottom February 26, 2011

Mad-Chinaman 

An intense, high velocity bowel movement. The name refers to the likeness of an angry fast speaking Chinese man to the sound and rhythm of the before mentioned intense bowel movement.

I ate some bad Mexican food and later released a mad-chinaman

Mad-Chinaman by JMFDizzler February 16, 2009

Chinaman's otter 

The vagina.

The basic premise is that a person from China might reasonably confuse a beaver and an otter, the latter not being native to China.

George took things straight to the chinaman's otter.

Chinaman's otter by Goochmasterflash March 21, 2009

Sweaty Chinaman

When one man pisses on the top of another mans head so that when the piss slowly trickles down the man's forehead and nears his eyes, the recipient squints his eyes with his hair and forehead all soaking wet, looking like a Sweaty Chinaman.

If Daniel had not given Norm that sweaty chinaman at his birthday party last night ,I think the candles may have lit his eyebrows on fire.

Sweaty Chinaman by Pap-paw pee pants June 10, 2011