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chinas history 

china's history is where a bunch of blind people talk in a random word with crazy dictator who like to bomb random countries for no reason, and cant see when the smile, there dictator bum is red as a potato and as chubby as big chungus
"have you seen chinas history" "yea it really bad"
chinas history by cocunutnack October 12, 2020

chinas history 

chinas history is were a bunch of old bald men screaming at each other on who should make the better bomb while kim jon un is just there being fat also, any chinese person that smiles go's blind
"have you seen chinas history" " its pretty bad"
chinas history by cocunutnack October 12, 2020

great wall of china 

when someone slaps one of your balls real hard
Howd it go with that girl last night? Amazing, she gave me a great wall of china, I'm still sore!

Great Wall of China 

A hard smack in the balls
How was the party last night?
It was a great time! I got schwifty and Mary-Kate gave me a Great Wall of China!

China Syndrome Girl 

meaning a woman so hot, she’s burning a hole in the planet / usually referenced by acronym CSG / amalgam of term for the resulting effect of a nuclear reactor core meltdown, known as ‘China Syndrome’, and David Bowie song ‘China Girl’
It was like an old John Hughes movie: a nerd like him getting a date with a China Syndrome Girl like her.
The magical body part your average 9 year old thinks females have.
I took Jimmy's phone and went through his search history and found he was looking for female per chinas
Per China by YoItsBern January 25, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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