Someone who isnt but might as well be autistic and paranoid about everything and everyone laughs at him/her.
by yourMumIsBig October 24, 2009
by midnizite June 01, 2015
When a manager decides to add pointless jobs to the end of a shift with the intention of maximising time spent at work and minimising time spent at home with his wife.
Employee: “We’re done, time to go home”
Manager: “Wait a second, there’s some prep work to do for an event in 15 years”
Employee: “He’s bloody chilvering again!”
Manager: “Wait a second, there’s some prep work to do for an event in 15 years”
Employee: “He’s bloody chilvering again!”
by MasterCater69 February 14, 2021
by molumolu August 24, 2008
by Hmmphwhat December 31, 2009
A person who is extremely awkward, often trips over himself and bangs his head on things. Acts retarded but isnt actually a retard.
by mr turtlehead19 March 24, 2010
A term used to describe someone who is exceptionally skilled at romantic seduction, often leaving their partners impressed and thoroughly satisfied. Known for their charismatic and adventurous nature in intimate settings.
ollie chilvers is a yoghurt male
by adamssben August 06, 2024