Someone who isnt but might as well be autistic and paranoid about everything and everyone laughs at him/her.
by yourMumIsBig October 24, 2009
by midnizite June 01, 2015
When a manager decides to add pointless jobs to the end of a shift with the intention of maximising time spent at work and minimising time spent at home with his wife.
Employee: “We’re done, time to go home”
Manager: “Wait a second, there’s some prep work to do for an event in 15 years”
Employee: “He’s bloody chilvering again!”
Manager: “Wait a second, there’s some prep work to do for an event in 15 years”
Employee: “He’s bloody chilvering again!”
by MasterCater69 February 14, 2021
by molumolu August 24, 2008
by Hmmphwhat December 31, 2009
A person who is extremely awkward, often trips over himself and bangs his head on things. Acts retarded but isnt actually a retard.
by mr turtlehead19 March 24, 2010
An old saying used frequently in Hull when a fish Filleter made it to third base with one of the local Pattie slappers.
by Mark Tonge January 06, 2021