Childersburg

A small town in central Alabama, where crystal meth is thought to have been invented. Smells like a stale fart on most days. Largest industry (legal): Gas stations (illegal): shitty marijuana Population: should get an education and move the fuck away

I traveled through Childersburg, they had a wonderful selection of gas stations, but the meth lab next door seemed like a dangerous idea. Plus, the place smelled like a fart.

by AUfan2010 August 5, 2010

Childersburg, AL

By far the most putrid piece of shit town imaginable, full of redneck white trash bitches, that talk shit behind everyone's back. No one can tell the truth around here, and we're more commonly known for our assortment of gas stations than DeSoto Caverns, which is where mainly obese families and their children.

Bill: Hi, welcome to Childersburg, AL

Tourist: Umm, why did i come here...?

Bill: Probably to check out the seven gas stations we have on our one main street.

by ~J. R. S. July 4, 2011