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Childersburg

A small town in central Alabama, where crystal meth is thought to have been invented. Smells like a stale fart on most days. Largest industry (legal): Gas stations (illegal): shitty marijuana Population: should get an education and move the fuck away
I traveled through Childersburg, they had a wonderful selection of gas stations, but the meth lab next door seemed like a dangerous idea. Plus, the place smelled like a fart.
Childersburg by AUfan2010 August 5, 2010
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Childersburg, AL

By far the most putrid piece of shit town imaginable, full of redneck white trash bitches, that talk shit behind everyone's back. No one can tell the truth around here, and we're more commonly known for our assortment of gas stations than DeSoto Caverns, which is where mainly obese families and their children.
Bill: Hi, welcome to Childersburg, AL

Tourist: Umm, why did i come here...?

Bill: Probably to check out the seven gas stations we have on our one main street.
Related Words
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008