(Noun) 1) when you don’t wash your ass for 2 weeks , eat nothing but krispy krunchy, scratch your butthole and trace the inside of your lover/partners lips with your aforementioned finger . Screech like a baboon hop from one foot to the other ,fart , and run like fuck to your ex’s house so you can at least get some fuckin top
1) bro do you remember that maniac that chillichickenjobbed that one girl from volleyball?
Oh shiiiitttttt!!!! Yeaahhhhh!!! Shit that was nuts, a bit ambitious, I woulda just wiped my butthole on a corner of every shirt she had.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.