Chilli dick

When a girl spends months eating chillies so that when her man is being a dick she can offer him anal he will think she's being sweet but the excruciating pain of ring sting kicks in after ejaculation.

Q: my dick is on fire! Aaaaaah!
J: sorry treat me right next time or I will give you another chilli dick.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 5, 2019

Dick Chilli

Dick cheese, but with blood in it

I thought my dick stunk, then I realised that I had dick chilli

by toonsip September 3, 2018

Chili Dick

1. The end result of having anal sex, where when the dick withdraws from the asshole, It is covered in diarhea that resembles chili.

I'm never fucking another ass in my life. I got chili dicked by some bitch who don't know how to wipe her ass

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 25, 2009

Chili Dick

when you're cutting up some spicy chilis and then you touch your dick and now you just have a burning dick.

i was just making cutting some chili to make some bomb ass nachos and then took a piss and now i have chili dick

by im the dbest April 8, 2017

Chili Dick

A red bumpy dick caused by any number of stds. Or just anything abonrmal on your dick such as a rash caused by wankin it with no lotion.

Robbie fucked to many of those hood rats and now hes got dat chili dick, chuch

by Eric, Cody January 13, 2008

Chili Dick

1. when you eat so much chili at Super Bowl, your dick don't work.

2. a dick that tastes like chili

Can't fuck tonight, boo. I Got's chili dick.

by T-Wrecks January 10, 2019

oatmeal chili dick

the act of puking on a guys penis after blowing him

Rachel gave me an oatmeal chili dick last night.

by EmilyBlinks182 February 5, 2012