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Jalapeño Chili Popper

When one man eats extra spicy chili and takes laxatives and shits diarrhea into a bucket. Then puts it out in the sun on the hottest day to marinate for a week. He adds water to desired consistency: then place some into a syringe. He then inserts it into someone’s ass and packs it as much as possible: then the man has anal sex with the person and cums inside. The person then shits out the mix into a pie crust. Serve and enjoy.
My ass is still red and hurting from that jalapeño chili popper from last night.

chill poppin 

1. cool, tight, wicked, sick, sweet, nice, etc
2. being the epitome of any of the above words
"man, that party was chill poppin the entire night!"

"did you see luis drive by in the new benz? that's a chill poppin-ass ride!"
chill poppin by kapitan krunch April 21, 2009

Chilli Popper

Someone who takes a boy's (someone with a penis) virginity
Yo! Last night Jerome managed to pop Michael's chilli, he is such a chilli popper

New Mexican Chile Popper 

Get a fresh green chile, chop the top off with stem. Get hard and Insert penis in chile and remove 5x. When the significant other is ready ram that bad boy up ther anus and pull out fast to make popping sound effect while the chile becomes inserted after pop.
Cant wait for Karen to get home, been waiting to give her the New Mexican Chile Popper for a minute.

Popcorn Time and Chill 

Popcorn Time and Chill by Spiffyk January 6, 2016

Popsicle Child 

Popsicle child, (or popsicle baby) is a baby created from sperm that has previously been frozen for artificial insemination.
Popsicle Child by Thisisnotinstyle November 22, 2013