Chick-wood
Chick-wood by Samus_One February 7, 2009
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Chick Wood
The same thing as men looking at woman and getting "wood", except women getting "wood" over something that makes them hot.
My girlfriends and I saw this smokin' hot guy at the pool this summer and it gave us the biggest chick wood ever.
Chick Wood by psmitchum30 February 7, 2009
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how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
Questions usually asked by inquisitive children, such as:
Why are we here?
Which came first? The chicken or the egg?
Why are we here?
Which came first? The chicken or the egg?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, to measure the amount, the chucker had to count, which only a human could. Well if the counter couldn't chuck and the chucker couldn't count then there is nothing each other could say. The only conclusion and the single solution is that chucking wood is gay.
No woodchuck could chuck Chuck Norris.
The answer is Undefined
No woodchuck could chuck Chuck Norris.
The answer is Undefined
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